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Fuckeyed 

To be extremely drunk. Term coined off the fact that when this occurs your eyes are half shut and you look like a maggot for the rest of the night.
Sarah downed an entire glass of straight rum and was totally fuckeyed for the rest of the night.
Fuckeyed by Special::K December 12, 2006
Contrary to popular belief FUKENEH is the correct abbreviation of the term "FUCK EN EH."

FUKENEH is primarily Canadian but has been known to be used throughout the world by different cultures and races.

FUKENEH can be used to describe something that kicks ass, or goes above and beyond. Can also be used to acknowledge mutual enjoyment of your surroundings.
Canadian: Did you see the RUSH concert last night eh?
American: FUKENEH! Niel Peart was awesome!
FUKENEH by SgtChoice July 23, 2010
The lingering look one gives to another person with whom they desire to have sex. Sometimes interpreted as creepy, sometimes as sexy, the fuckeye is not to be given lightly; the person giving the fuckeye must seriously intend to get laid with this look.
Totally, man. She's giving you the fuckeye for sure.
fuckeye by Scats April 17, 2011

fuckeyes 

(n) A person whose eyes are fucked. This may be something the person is born with, or maybe something that happened later in life. They will not be able to see their own eyes, so they will be unable to check whether they are a fuckeyes or not.
Shark has really fucked eyes. You might say he's a fuckeyes.
fuckeyes by Scott1 June 27, 2005

fuckeyes 

It's an insult used when someone mis-reads something, can't see something in front of them, or misses something called to attention for a short moment (like when you are in the car).
You are driving along when you see a pigeon fucking a snail. You say - 'Holy shit did you see that pigeon fucking that snail??'

The other person in the car says - 'No i missed it'

You say 'Nice one fuckeyes...'
fuckeyes by Phil_via_Pants May 14, 2010

The Michigan Fuckeye aka The Tressel 

This is when an Ohio State student seduces a whore from the University of Michigan during rivalry week. The Ohio State student then takes the whore home where he proceeds to have intercourse with her. Approximately 1/2-3/4 of the way through the intercourse, the Ohio State student proceeds to shove a buckeye into the U of M whore's vagina. The Ohio State student yells something clever like "Fear the vest!" or "O-H!" and then leaves.
The Michigan Fuckeye aka The Tressel

"Dude, I totally Tresseled the shit out of that skank from Michigan last night. I think she had a nut allergy so I left an epipen on her desk."