Fuitze 

A Fuitze is the kindest, selfless most caring person you will ever meet. A master of cheap jokes and an extraordinary conversationalist, fuitze is incredibly funny and would connect with you on so many levels without you realising it!

I'm so blessed to have met fuitze!
Fuitze cooked some delicious buttermilk chicken tonight!

Fuitze by Ryangobangwallz November 22, 2021

Fitzed 

When a penis rips a vagina during Intercourse.

I had to go to the the doc for stiches I got fitzed last night by that hot guy.

Fitzed by LizzyAnn December 19, 2016

schnitzer fritzed 

(adj.)To be extremely intoxicated.

"I ate two hits of acid and have been drinking all night, I'm pretty schnitzer fritzed. "

schnitzer fritzed by Cassaniti April 20, 2018

larry fitzed 

when someone goes ape shit and embarrasses you

wow, you just got larry fitzed by that kid

larry fitzed by Awwwwwwww Kessel November 23, 2009

futzel

1. A small ball of lint or fuzz, esp. one stuck to clothing.
2. A tiny remnant of something, too small to be valuable.

1. These vintage sweaters are worthless-- they're covered in futzels.

2. There's nothing left of the pizza, just a couple futzels.

futzel by Mr.Dandy January 17, 2012

fritzel (to fritzel) 

To fritzel (verb)

1. To forcefully hide an attractive girl/boy too young at the time in a basement in order for the subject to "ripen" and develop, hence making him/her fairplay after a couple of years.

Sahil: Hey! Check her out Nath...
Nathan: Dude, she's like 15.
Sahil: So? Just needs a little fritzelling, and she'll be set!
Nathan: What the f***. She's not wine.

S: What you think of Miley Cyrus?
N: No way dude.
S: Even if she's fritzelled for 2 years?
N: Still annoying.

fritzel (to fritzel)

fritzel (to fritzel) by Chugster April 2, 2010

Randy Fritzed 

When two gay men run out of lube and spit on each other's dicks before ramming each others asses.

Damn, my ass has hurt like hell after getting Randy Fritzed last night.

Randy Fritzed by Chimbles Fernandez September 16, 2019