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n. one who partakes in the act of, (to futz).fuct footz fooze futetz
"Ah man, why you gotta be such a futzer all the time?"
futzer by Knowbody October 17, 2007
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A Northern definition of a small fluffy dog. It could be any type of dog as long as it's small and fluffy.
Look at that little futzer. He's such a cute dog.
Futzer by Jono Lives February 3, 2014
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Fetzering 

Noun: 1. The act of making an unfounded or unsubstantiated claim.
2. In philosophy, a method of debate or discussion based of the premise of: I think, therefore I am. I think you're wrong. therefore you are.
3. The act of disagreeing by employing rancor, name calling, ad hominem attacks or straw man argument.

Etymology: Fetzering began in earnest in the late 1960's, being implemented by a JFK conspiracy theorist and has since expanded it's use in the 9/11 debate arena.
1. Without evidence your claim is simple fetzering.

2. He should rely on his data instead of fetzering.
Fetzering by bpete1969 February 19, 2013
Fuzzing is a software testing technique used to discover coding errors and security loopholes in software, operating systems or networks by inputting massive amounts of random data, called fuzz, to the system in an attempt to make it crash. A fuzzer is written to do the fuzzing.
Charlie: The other thing you could imagine is attacking the kernel from the battery. So you could write a fuzzer in CoolRISC assembly, and have the battery literally fuzzing the OS.
fuzzer by murr2k September 28, 2012

buck futter 

Word used on Saturday Night Live's "Celebrity Jeopary" skit by Sean Connery to describe Alex Trebek. Exact meaning unknown.. for the probable meaning...Just flip the tt and the ck.
Don't be such a buck futter!
buck futter by mullett January 14, 2003

Futterwacken 

A make believe dance from Tim Burtons Alice in Wonderland.
And on that day, I shall Futterwacken... vigorously.
Futterwacken by Cozmoz March 27, 2010

futhermucker 

polite, er... less vulgar way of saying motherfucker
Futhermucking bon of a sitch!
futhermucker by alternity April 10, 2003
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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Coyote Ugly

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A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

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See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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