Fitzel

When a man sees a women with his penis hanging out in the mens bathroom.

"Dude that fitzel yesterday is something i will never want to remember."

by Brah 101 March 12, 2015

Fitzed

When a penis rips a vagina during Intercourse.

I had to go to the the doc for stiches I got fitzed last night by that hot guy.

by LizzyAnn December 19, 2016

Fizel Strat

The hearing of a set of complicated directions that seems to go on and on and never seems to end. Someone who you would wish would stop talking.

we don't have time for a Fizel Strat.

by etep June 13, 2010

larry fitzed

when someone goes ape shit and embarrasses you

wow, you just got larry fitzed by that kid

by Awwwwwwww Kessel November 23, 2009

futzel

1. A small ball of lint or fuzz, esp. one stuck to clothing.
2. A tiny remnant of something, too small to be valuable.

1. These vintage sweaters are worthless-- they're covered in futzels.

2. There's nothing left of the pizza, just a couple futzels.

by Mr.Dandy January 17, 2012

Finzel

A unique type of Homo Sapiens, further along the path of evolution with big butts, sarcastic attitudes, and looks on an epic proportion. The are usually extremely aware, and have reflexes the equivalent of a snake, and are smarter then the average bear.

WARNING: They win every argument. Don't try.

Man, nobody compares to a finzel.

by Mr. Knowledgeful September 6, 2009

fritzel (to fritzel)

To fritzel (verb)

1. To forcefully hide an attractive girl/boy too young at the time in a basement in order for the subject to "ripen" and develop, hence making him/her fairplay after a couple of years.

Sahil: Hey! Check her out Nath...
Nathan: Dude, she's like 15.
Sahil: So? Just needs a little fritzelling, and she'll be set!
Nathan: What the f***. She's not wine.

S: What you think of Miley Cyrus?
N: No way dude.
S: Even if she's fritzelled for 2 years?
N: Still annoying.

fritzel (to fritzel)

by Chugster April 2, 2010