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When a penis rips a vagina during Intercourse.
I had to go to the the doc for stiches I got fitzed last night by that hot guy.
Fitzed by LizzyAnn December 19, 2016
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To unknowingly french kiss a girl shortly after she has performed oral sex on a friend.
After the stripper and I left the bathroom stall, my friends threw salami at me and told me I had been fitzed.
Fitzed by tmplyr April 28, 2010
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he fitzed her while she wasn't looking
Fitzed by bloobfloob February 2, 2008

larry fitzed 

when someone goes ape shit and embarrasses you
wow, you just got larry fitzed by that kid
larry fitzed by Awwwwwwww Kessel November 23, 2009

Tre Fitzed 

1. Verb. Derived from the word "Tre", being another word for "very" or "excessively", and Fitzed, being a verb to describe getting "fucked up". To get excessively fucked up; "anal raped"; truthfully demolished; physically destroyed publicly in a sexual manner.

2. A descriptive word for a man who is excessively sexy and absolutely great in bed; can "fuck you up" in bed.
1.
"Did you see Jim in that fight today? He got tre fitzed!"

2.
Liz: "How is Steve in bed?"

Tammy: "Girl, he is tre fitz!"
Tre Fitzed by R. Adair June 16, 2008

m-fitzed 

to ask questions to the point where it is not necessary to continue asking.
"I m-fitzed your day by bugging you and asking you 5 different questions in three different ways, and when I got the original answer for a 6th time, which was the right answer, I continued to ask even more questions in different ways that don't help anything."
m-fitzed by _bwj0n3s_ April 22, 2009

schnitzer fritzed 

"I ate two hits of acid and have been drinking all night, I'm pretty schnitzer fritzed. "
schnitzer fritzed by Cassaniti April 20, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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