Fuckpuss

A naggin' fuckhead who is always dickin' around and is a year-round pain in the ass.

"Steven, look you little fuckpuss, quit the bitchin' and grow the fuck up!"

Fuckpuss by FaB_D_z April 11, 2009

Fuckussion 

Concussion recieved during the act of sex. Usually resulting from a headboard, a fall from tables and/or counters or falls in the shower.

I got a fuckussion when my man drilled me into the headboard!

Fuckussion by moosie1972 June 30, 2012

fuckapuss 

A mutated cross between an alligator, a platipus, and an octopus, often resmbling a massive penis. According to urban myth is an escaped animal from government testing. In reality, there is no Bogeyman, the monsters under small childrens' beds accross the nation are undoubtedly descendants of the very first fuckapuss which escaped into the wild in 1995.
The mating call of the fuckapuss is "nomnomnom" this is often confused with the sound of squeaking floorboards, therefore fuckapusses often go unnoticed until it is too late. By then, the victim has been raped and left to keep track of precisely 52 fuckapuss children. That is how fuckapusses reproduce, since they are all born male. Fuckapusses can also empregnate men. Therefore, a fuckapuss's best suited environment is under the beds of small children, altough single adults who live alone are also prime targets.

Small child: Mommy! A fuckapuss came out from under my bed and tried to rape me!
Mother: Relax, there are no such things as monsters. You just had a nightmare. Go back to bed.

fuckapuss by Baileywatercolors November 3, 2009

yeast infected vaginal blood farting fuckmussel 

the most hideous thing one could call a woman next to being a cunt.

you're such a yeast infected vaginal blood farting fuckmussel!

yeast infected vaginal blood farting fuckmussel by nick slammer June 16, 2008

fuckpiss 

The creamy white stuff ejaculated from a man's penis during he is fucking or whenever he gets sexually aroused & reaches orgasm; see also cum, spunk, sperm & jizz

"Avid Merrion shot his thick fuckpiss all over Kylie's tits!"

fuckpiss by Fuckpiss September 11, 2004

Funkpussy

A nasty smelling vagina; one that may induce vomiting, or at the least, needs some major douching.

Shaniqua had some major funkpussy last night when I was fingering her.

Funkpussy by dadaevan February 15, 2009

FuckPiss 

This is the stream of fluid that is projected from a vagina when she is having intense pleasure. Also known as Squirt, Love Juice, Vagina Sauce, projectile cum and intense vaginal secretion.
FuckPiss in its intended context would look like a stream of fluid flowing intensely and steadily from the vagina.
FuckPiss - Noun

In a sentence -
Wow, I was with Mary last night and when she got off, i was soaked with FuckPiss!

I was giving Kim some oral and she almost drowned me with her FuckPiss!

The only thing I love more than Chocolate Chip Mint ice cream is being hit with a stream of FuckPiss!

Holy Moly, her FuckPiss was running down my balls and onto my knees. I took a picture of the wet sheets if you don't believe me!

FuckPiss by RocketMan March 7, 2014