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headboard 

The thing at the back of your bed.
my headboard is bedazzled.
headboard by Switcheronies February 1, 2017

headboard 

Object that is struck repeatedly by a girl's head during a fuck session.
As I did her from behind, her head kept hitting the headboard.
headboard by Travman December 3, 2002

Headboard bustin' 

When your bang session is so good that you destroy the headboard on the bed. Extra points for putting splinters in her hair.
Yesterday my chick and i were really tearing it up, i mean we were headboard bustin'!
Headboard bustin' by Mike Cheezmar December 15, 2012

headboard syndrome

the loss of intelligence or capcity for logical thought resulting from prolonged bashing of the head against a headboard during vigorous sexual intercourse; someone's brains have literally been fucked out
Britany Spears' recent(2007) downward spiral is directly attributed to headboard syndrome.

headboard swag 

The mastered art of banging a females head on the headborad to a rythmic beat
My bed game is polluted with headboard swag.
headboard swag by Masterful November 9, 2012

Headboard Betty 

A woman that is built for extreme Bed Olympics. Wall and room damage are not a concern, you have proved your man hood and she is satisfied at the same time. Top that!
Headboard Betty is that woman you see that you can't take your eyes off. She's not the girl next door, and not going to be your next wife.
Headboard Betty by Kurt Ahrens August 19, 2007
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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