Fuckussed

When you’re extremely fucked up or HAF but focused as hell.

I was sooo fuckussed at work today that I got promoted then fired in the same day!

by Borred2death January 11, 2020

fuckassery

a term, much like "bitchassness," used to describe individuals or acts that are shady, back-stabbing and/or dishonest; can also be used to describe acts of questionable fidelity, such as 'creepin'' with your friend's girl

"Did you see Darius chillin' wit Chinika the other day?"
"Yeah, bruh, that's fucked up. Chinika is Darrell's girl."
"See, bruh, that's the kinda fuckassery I can't stand!"

by illykay352 October 1, 2009

fuckused

Basically getting fucked over.

"Fuck, I got fuckused."

by Ink Spot Mike's Wife friend December 26, 2008

Fuckussion

Concussion recieved during the act of sex. Usually resulting from a headboard, a fall from tables and/or counters or falls in the shower.

I got a fuckussion when my man drilled me into the headboard!

by moosie1972 June 30, 2012

Fucknosed

Derives from the term "Fuck knows", which is another form of "God knows".
Used to describe someone who has led a sheltered life or is blissfully unaware of current events.

"Of course I know who Angelina Jolie is! How Fucknosed do ya think I am?!"

by Kirow Baye February 29, 2008

Fuckuled

To be extremely screw or fucked in any given situation.

I'm so fuckuled. My mom walked in on me and colin having the hottest sex of our entire lives.

by Drewlina June 16, 2007

yeast infected vaginal blood farting fuckmussel

the most hideous thing one could call a woman next to being a cunt.

you're such a yeast infected vaginal blood farting fuckmussel!

by nick slammer June 16, 2008