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fuckpiss 

The creamy white stuff ejaculated from a man's penis during he is fucking or whenever he gets sexually aroused & reaches orgasm; see also cum, spunk, sperm & jizz
"Avid Merrion shot his thick fuckpiss all over Kylie's tits!"
fuckpiss by Fuckpiss September 11, 2004
Words you can keep

FuckPiss 

This is the stream of fluid that is projected from a vagina when she is having intense pleasure. Also known as Squirt, Love Juice, Vagina Sauce, projectile cum and intense vaginal secretion.
FuckPiss in its intended context would look like a stream of fluid flowing intensely and steadily from the vagina.
FuckPiss - Noun
In a sentence -
Wow, I was with Mary last night and when she got off, i was soaked with FuckPiss!

I was giving Kim some oral and she almost drowned me with her FuckPiss!

The only thing I love more than Chocolate Chip Mint ice cream is being hit with a stream of FuckPiss!

Holy Moly, her FuckPiss was running down my balls and onto my knees. I took a picture of the wet sheets if you don't believe me!
FuckPiss by RocketMan March 7, 2014

fuckissistic 

A state of mind during intercourse where a person thinks they possess unsurpassed sexual expertise and pleasure giving ability that they forget who they are with and call out their own name.
Steve: "Oh! Yes! Give it to her Steve!"

Lacy: "What the fuck!?"

Steve: "Sorry, I was being a little fuckissistic, wasn't I?"
fuckissistic by The porn stache December 9, 2009
Fuckiss is that passionate kisses you get in the process of romance that leads you into sex with your partner.
1.I fuck Mary J mann thanks to that long fuckiss, she was down for it.
2.Afful only squeezed my juice with the help of that his sensational fuckiss
Fuckiss by meditator September 12, 2012

fickpisse 

German swear-word of pure disgust...
Verdammt nochmal.... Fickpisse!!!
fickpisse by zb42 November 16, 2006

goddam shit fuck piss cocksucker motherfucker and tits 

The infamous seven words that you can't say on television, according to George Carlin. This list, of course, is now outdated, as at least two of them are commonly heard everyday on almost every channel.
What are the seven words you can't say on television? Goddam shit fuck piss cocksucker motherfucker and tits!!!!
A naggin' fuckhead who is always dickin' around and is a year-round pain in the ass.
"Steven, look you little fuckpuss, quit the bitchin' and grow the fuck up!"
Fuckpuss by FaB_D_z April 11, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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