Mognerm Werbatfik

1. An expression of utter boredom.

2. An expression of complete randomness and irrelevancy.

3. An expression commonly used in conjunction with many other random distractions, in an effort to confuse and eventually defeat the enemy.

Mike: Hey! Whats going on?
Frank: Mognerm Werbatfik!
Mike: What the hell?

by Rocketman December 24, 2004

Phone Sex

When you slap your penis between a flip phone and procede to have sex with it.

I had phone sex but accidentally electrocuted myself and singed my penis.

by rocketman January 31, 2005

Pamela Handerson

My right hand with which I stroke.

I had sex last night with Pamela Handerson.

by rocketman January 31, 2005

Sweater Cows

Big boobs or big clothed boobs.

I'd like to take a peek at her sweater cows.

by rocketman January 31, 2005

Lonzerotti's Rat

A legendary rat the size of a small dog that lives in the basement of the Italian restaurant Lonzeratti's.

I think my manicotti is stuffed with the Lonzerotti's Rat's poop.

by rocketman January 31, 2005

FuckPiss

This is the stream of fluid that is projected from a vagina when she is having intense pleasure. Also known as Squirt, Love Juice, Vagina Sauce, projectile cum and intense vaginal secretion.
FuckPiss in its intended context would look like a stream of fluid flowing intensely and steadily from the vagina.
FuckPiss - Noun

In a sentence -
Wow, I was with Mary last night and when she got off, i was soaked with FuckPiss!

I was giving Kim some oral and she almost drowned me with her FuckPiss!

The only thing I love more than Chocolate Chip Mint ice cream is being hit with a stream of FuckPiss!

Holy Moly, her FuckPiss was running down my balls and onto my knees. I took a picture of the wet sheets if you don't believe me!

by RocketMan February 27, 2014

Chain Stroker

Somone who masturbates constantly. As soon as they get their rocks off they get right to it and do it again.

He had a serious addiction to masturbating...he was a chain stroker.

by rocketman January 31, 2005