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Fuckowl, the definition of a wanker, whom no one likes but is under the impression everyone loves them.
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Fuckology
Derived from "fuck all" meaning absolutely nothing, i.e. 'fuck-all-ogy'.
A pejorative combination used in or of academia, especially sociology studies. Exemplified by the creation or synthesizing of theory or methodological frameworks, e.g. citing pretentious complex language to explain simple social phenomena in order to seem legitimate. Not to be confused with the science of sex (of “fucking” as it were).
For example, a doctor of fuckology meaning "a doctorate in absolutely nothing of any value". The word later made its way into porn industry via the title by either a secondary meaning or misappropriation; 'Babyface and the Fuckologist'.
The word fuckology seems to have come about because of a sense of inadequacy in the arts and social sciences towards "real" sciences.
A pejorative combination used in or of academia, especially sociology studies. Exemplified by the creation or synthesizing of theory or methodological frameworks, e.g. citing pretentious complex language to explain simple social phenomena in order to seem legitimate. Not to be confused with the science of sex (of “fucking” as it were).
For example, a doctor of fuckology meaning "a doctorate in absolutely nothing of any value". The word later made its way into porn industry via the title by either a secondary meaning or misappropriation; 'Babyface and the Fuckologist'.
The word fuckology seems to have come about because of a sense of inadequacy in the arts and social sciences towards "real" sciences.
Notably used in the intro to The Sex Pistols 1977 version of Iggy Pop's No Fun.
"Here we go now, a sociology lecture, with a bit of psychology, a bit of neurology, a bit of fuck-all-ogy (fuckology), no fun ..."
"Here we go now, a sociology lecture, with a bit of psychology, a bit of neurology, a bit of fuck-all-ogy (fuckology), no fun ..."
Fuckology by the other definitions are wrong February 22, 2008
fuckoclock
fuckoclock by Ballzto tthe walz November 20, 2010
Fuckology
Fuckology by Colonel Pubes March 4, 2009
Fuckology
A website and a Facebook/Instagram page that share written content and quotes.
The name was chosen due to the sarcastic vulgarity in most of the content, and that led to innovative and creative written pieces enjoyed by over 1M people around the world.
The name was chosen due to the sarcastic vulgarity in most of the content, and that led to innovative and creative written pieces enjoyed by over 1M people around the world.
Fuckology by WordsThatGotStories November 20, 2018
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