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Fuckold

Someone that intentionally gets out of work and enjoys watching everyone else at work pick up their slack.
“Hey, ____ called in sick again.”
“Man, he’s a real fuckold.”
by Squirt2 August 24, 2022
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fuckolupagus

A teenage girl that has been fucked more times than her mom
That Tara girl is definitely a fuckolupagus.
by fuck me like you hate me February 13, 2014
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Fuckhold

Fuckhold (fuc•hoe•ld) is a cheap K-mart knockoff imitation slang of the word cuckold.
Fuck your Animes, you fuckhold!
by Petradox July 6, 2016
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Fuckology

Derived from "fuck all" meaning absolutely nothing, i.e. 'fuck-all-ogy'.

A pejorative combination used in or of academia, especially sociology studies. Exemplified by the creation or synthesizing of theory or methodological frameworks, e.g. citing pretentious complex language to explain simple social phenomena in order to seem legitimate. Not to be confused with the science of sex (of “fucking” as it were).

For example, a doctor of fuckology meaning "a doctorate in absolutely nothing of any value". The word later made its way into porn industry via the title by either a secondary meaning or misappropriation; 'Babyface and the Fuckologist'.

The word fuckology seems to have come about because of a sense of inadequacy in the arts and social sciences towards "real" sciences.
Notably used in the intro to The Sex Pistols 1977 version of Iggy Pop's No Fun.

"Here we go now, a sociology lecture, with a bit of psychology, a bit of neurology, a bit of fuck-all-ogy (fuckology), no fun ..."
by the other definitions are wrong February 22, 2008
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fuckoid

alternative for fucker but sounds soooo much better when insulting said fuckoid.
Spanky you are the biggest fuckoid in the world
by pyro_snowy June 21, 2005
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fuckoed

Dude, I knew I was fuckoed when the pigs found three pounds of meth stashed in my arse.
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
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fuckeld

refers to a person or thing which is extremely screwed up =/
your brain is so fuckeld
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