fuckolepsy

A condition in which the sufferer immediately falls asleep after sexual intercourse. This is more common in males.

Wake up, you fuckoleptic jerk! I didn't cum!

by Jairo R. June 8, 2004

fuckolepsy

When a female cums it is the shaking and twitching that follows like an epileptic seziure

I fucked her so hard she came down with accute fuckolepsy.........

by Bobeaser September 1, 2006

Suckolepsy

When one is either exhausted from performing fellatio, or giving head, that they fall asleep.
When one is so bored from performing fellatio, or giving head, they fall asleep.

Sucking (fellatio) combined with narcolepsy.

person1:"Whats that big lump on your head from?" person2: "I have suckolepsy & fell off the bed"

by DiGiTaLnDiZkO November 3, 2014

Fuckalepsy

The act of falling asleep during sexual intercourse. Primarily diagnosed in middle aged men raised in the suburbs of major cities

His wife thought that he was just disinterested in sexual relations, unsympathetic to her husband’s debilitating Fuckalepsy

See FA - Fuckaleptics Anonymous , an association of inflexible,mustachioed men suffering from the disease of Fuckalepsy.

by anonymous August 29, 2023