33 definitions by Roland819

BOI

An acronym/term used primarily in tourist plagued islands like Hawaii, Galveston, Jamaica, etc., signifying that an individual is a local and born on the island (BOI).

Hey brah, I was BOI and proud of it so get de fock off my island, mon.

by Roland819 December 6, 2006

ebull

Bullshit created on or delivered by way of the internet via email or online messenging.

Sandra's email is full of propagandistic ebull.

by Roland819 December 6, 2006

Roland

1. Roland (Frankish: Hruodland, Italian: Orlando) is a character in medieval and Renaissance literature, the chief paladin of Charlemagne and a central figure in the Matter of France. It is thought the title character of the 12th century Song of Roland, which recounts his final stand against the Muslims during the Battle of Roncevaux Pass, is based on a real person who died in that battle (under different circumstances), but the authors of most later chansons de geste and the Renaissance epics Orlando innamorato and Orlando furioso made little attempt to establish historical accuracy.
2. From the The American Heritage Dictionary Of The English Language. Roland{1}. A masculine given name. Roland{2}. n. A lengendary paladin and nephew of Charlemange killed in the battle against the Saracens at Roncesvalles.
3. An individual of high intellect, fun loving and irresistible to women.

1. There exists only one historical mention of a French Roland, found in the section of Vita Karoli Magni on Roncevaux Pass, written by Charlemagne's courtier and biographer Einhard.
2. Gawd girl! That guy is such a Roland

by Roland819 November 29, 2006

Schaudenfreude

The act of gaining enjoyment from another person's misery.

Dude! Slow down, let me rubber neck that fatality car accident and catch me some Schaudenfreude.

by Roland819 November 23, 2006

shank

An act which is devoid of physical contact but performed as a means of hurting another via implications derived from material that was written, coordinated or said in such a manner as to directly mean one thing but understood by the targeted party as an act to inflict pain mentally or emotionally.

Dude! You really shanked that Beefalo by playing AC/DC's "Whole Lotta Of Rosie" then following it up with Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls" on the jukebox.

by Roland819 November 23, 2006

drone

The lesbian member of a group of lesbians whose sole purpose is to service the queen lesbian of the group.

Don't pay her any attention, she's just a drone.

by Roland819 November 23, 2006

McRoids

What ends up in and around my asshole every time I watch an episode of Grey's Anatomy.

I ended up with a large pile of McRoids after watching the Thanksgiving Day episode of Grey's Anatomy. Wasn't sure if it was the show or all the turkey I ate.

by Roland819 December 6, 2006