Definitions by Roland819

Roland 

1. Roland (Frankish: Hruodland, Italian: Orlando) is a character in medieval and Renaissance literature, the chief paladin of Charlemagne and a central figure in the Matter of France. It is thought the title character of the 12th century Song of Roland, which recounts his final stand against the Muslims during the Battle of Roncevaux Pass, is based on a real person who died in that battle (under different circumstances), but the authors of most later chansons de geste and the Renaissance epics Orlando innamorato and Orlando furioso made little attempt to establish historical accuracy.
2. From the The American Heritage Dictionary Of The English Language. Roland{1}. A masculine given name. Roland{2}. n. A lengendary paladin and nephew of Charlemange killed in the battle against the Saracens at Roncesvalles.
3. An individual of high intellect, fun loving and irresistible to women.

1. There exists only one historical mention of a French Roland, found in the section of Vita Karoli Magni on Roncevaux Pass, written by Charlemagne's courtier and biographer Einhard.
2. Gawd girl! That guy is such a Roland

Roland by Roland819 December 9, 2008

MOTS 

Acronym for more of the same.

Jimmy said he would change his ways but it was MOTS bullshit.

MOTS by Roland819 December 16, 2006

saddle bags 

Disproportionately wide hips on a women who otherwise could be considered attractive.

She's an attractive lady even if she is packing saddle bags.

saddle bags by Roland819 December 16, 2006

monkey trap 

1. A trap to capture various monkeys used around the world which consists of a staked container with a hole cut into it just wide enough for a monkey to stick it's empty hand into. The container is baited with something attractive to the monkey. Monkey reaches for bait and then will not release the bait and cannot pull it's hand out of the trap with bait in hand. It is then captured. 2. Any women's purse that is too small to contain everything the women wants to carry but is stuffed full nonetheless. When the women tries to pull something out of the purse she wrestles exhaustively yet will not pull the desired object out and she won't give up trying (empting the purse first makes too much sense). 3. Metaphor for greed.

1. That monkey really like it's banana's. It wouldn't let go of the banana I baited my monkey trap with now it's head adorns my library wall. Suhweet !! 2. Jenny's been trying to pull her cell phone out of her monkey trap for five minutes now. 3. The lure of collecting millions from the insurance settlement was my monkey trap leading to me to whack my business partner.

monkey trap by Roland819 December 16, 2006

McRoids 

What ends up in and around my asshole every time I watch an episode of Grey's Anatomy.

I ended up with a large pile of McRoids after watching the Thanksgiving Day episode of Grey's Anatomy. Wasn't sure if it was the show or all the turkey I ate.

McRoids by Roland819 December 10, 2006

mole-ish 

1. The appearance one has the morning after a night of hard drinking. 2. Any female attending (William and Mary).

1. Pete, you're mole-ish this morning. You should have laid off the hard stuff last night. 2. She's mole-ish. Yea, she attends William and Mary.

mole-ish by Roland819 December 7, 2006

comverse 

The intentional act of transferring information to a non-interested or illiterate party during a routine conversation. "communicate" + "converse" = "comverse"

I'll try and comverse the green card information to Paco while we talk about tortillas.

comverse by Roland819 December 7, 2006