Roland819's definitions

MOTS

Acronym for more of the same.

Jimmy said he would change his ways but it was MOTS bullshit.

by Roland819 December 16, 2006

saddle bags

Disproportionately wide hips on a women who otherwise could be considered attractive.

She's an attractive lady even if she is packing saddle bags.

by Roland819 December 16, 2006

monkey trap

1. A trap to capture various monkeys used around the world which consists of a staked container with a hole cut into it just wide enough for a monkey to stick it's empty hand into. The container is baited with something attractive to the monkey. Monkey reaches for bait and then will not release the bait and cannot pull it's hand out of the trap with bait in hand. It is then captured. 2. Any women's purse that is too small to contain everything the women wants to carry but is stuffed full nonetheless. When the women tries to pull something out of the purse she wrestles exhaustively yet will not pull the desired object out and she won't give up trying (empting the purse first makes too much sense). 3. Metaphor for greed.

1. That monkey really like it's banana's. It wouldn't let go of the banana I baited my monkey trap with now it's head adorns my library wall. Suhweet !! 2. Jenny's been trying to pull her cell phone out of her monkey trap for five minutes now. 3. The lure of collecting millions from the insurance settlement was my monkey trap leading to me to whack my business partner.

by Roland819 December 16, 2006

drone

The lesbian member of a group of lesbians whose sole purpose is to service the queen lesbian of the group.

Don't pay her any attention, she's just a drone.

by Roland819 November 23, 2006

fiss

The act of pissing and farting simultaneously.

Dude! You just fissed and it smells like shit in here now. (Conversation between two dudes at the urinal).

by Roland819 November 23, 2006

Fiss

A weak, barely audible fart of weak smell potency usually generated by petite women. Hard to detect because it is not accompanied by the moustache-hair-burning odor common to most recognizable farts. Low on Scoville Scale Heat Units, SHU's.

Karen, did you just fiss or was that a hiss coming from the jukebox?

by Roland819 November 23, 2006

Fuckowie

Imaginary Indian tribe of which one becomes an honorary member when they don't give a fuck about anything anymore

Gawd, John has become such a Fuckowie since fucking himself up in the auto accident

by Roland819 November 23, 2006