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fuckoclock 

Guy: Guess what time it is?
Girl: uhh 630 in the morning?
Guy: nah! its fuckoclock!
fuckoclock by Ballzto tthe walz November 20, 2010
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Fucklock 

When a woman tightens the muscles towards the opening of her vagina to "lock" the man's penis in place.
"She totally pulled the fucklock on me."
Fucklock by Sydlesk April 30, 2010
1. (n.) a gang, group or large gathering.

2. (n.) an orgy or large group preforming sexual pleasures ;)
Example:
1. Are you going to the fuckflock with Amanda and Melissa tonight?
Fuckflock by Mel-DAWG ;) May 30, 2011

The British Fucklock 

Sexual position in which a British girl wraps her legs around her sexual partner tightly while bracing for a second male mate's attempt to blast her in the ass.
"Leanne had that dude in the british fucklock, must've been anticipating a third party!"
1) Interjection. Used to express immense dissatisfaction towards something.
1)an old lady accidentally hits her finger with a hammer while building an arc. As she throws the hammer at her husband she screams "FUCKCOCK!"
2)FUCKCOCK! i broke a nail.
fuckcock by parker nicks January 27, 2007

Fuckalockagus 

A person who is very gay and clingy
Big bird and Snuffy

Big bird: Hey snuff I missed you fuckalockagus
Snuffy: I missed you too I love to jack my meat until it spews intestines and milk so I can't save third world countries and see when God comes down on his pink dragon and give us water through our veins.
Big bird: Rly.
Snuff: No nigga, who the fuck you think it is!?

fuckcocked 

"No doubt I'll be fuckcocked for 90% of this roadtrip."
fuckcocked by Watts July 8, 2006
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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