fuckoclock

Time to fuck!

Guy: Guess what time it is?
Girl: uhh 630 in the morning?
Guy: nah! its fuckoclock!

by Ballzto tthe walz November 20, 2010

Fucklock

When a woman tightens the muscles towards the opening of her vagina to "lock" the man's penis in place.

"She totally pulled the fucklock on me."

by Sydlesk April 30, 2010

Fuckflock

1. (n.) a gang, group or large gathering.

2. (n.) an orgy or large group preforming sexual pleasures ;)

Example:
1. Are you going to the fuckflock with Amanda and Melissa tonight?

by Mel-DAWG ;) May 30, 2011

The British Fucklock

Sexual position in which a British girl wraps her legs around her sexual partner tightly while bracing for a second male mate's attempt to blast her in the ass.

"Leanne had that dude in the british fucklock, must've been anticipating a third party!"

by The Snatch Dispatch January 31, 2009

fuckcock

1) Interjection. Used to express immense dissatisfaction towards something.

1)an old lady accidentally hits her finger with a hammer while building an arc. As she throws the hammer at her husband she screams "FUCKCOCK!"
2)FUCKCOCK! i broke a nail.

by parker nicks January 27, 2007

Fuckalockagus

A person who is very gay and clingy

Big bird and Snuffy

Big bird: Hey snuff I missed you fuckalockagus
Snuffy: I missed you too I love to jack my meat until it spews intestines and milk so I can't save third world countries and see when God comes down on his pink dragon and give us water through our veins.
Big bird: Rly.
Snuff: No nigga, who the fuck you think it is!?

by JesusChrist Nigga August 1, 2011

fuckcocked

a point of extreme intoxication

"No doubt I'll be fuckcocked for 90% of this roadtrip."

by Watts July 8, 2006