1)an old ladyaccidentally hits her finger with a hammer while building an arc. As she throws the hammer at her husband she screams "FUCKCOCK!"
2)FUCKCOCK! i broke a nail.
Big bird: Hey snuff I missed you fuckalockagus
Snuffy: I missed you too I love to jack my meat until it spews intestines and milk so I can't save third world countries and see when God comes down on his pink dragon and give us water through our veins.
Big bird: Rly.
Snuff: No nigga, who the fuck you think it is!?