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The lowest form of human being on the planet. These are often shallow, pathetic creatures, attempting to be unique and special by acting "random" and claiming to be insane or to having voices inside their heads. They generally shop at Abercrombie, Hollister, Hot Topic, or vintage stores in order to appear trendy or cool.

On the internet, they often type "lyk thisss xox <#!!1" and are deeply defensive if anybody dares to disagree with their usually incorrect and flawed logic, which usually consists of another person not being allowed to voice their opinion if their achievments are not close to theirs, even though they are usually talentless and ignorant. They fail to listen to another person's points, even if stated in an organized and consistent fashion. They act as if they have roamed the internet and are completely aware of everything at the same time as being attractive, popular, and intelligent, which they are not.

The teenage girl's vocabulary is very small and not very complex. Their most used words are "awesome, amazing, rawr, dinosaur, random, cheese, lyke, like, bows," and "unicorns." Most of the words are used to be random or original, though nearly everybody uses these words.

In a quick summary, these are usually stupid, unoriginal, shallow, and self-centered creatures. Some teenage girls break the mold and are extremely smart, unique, and rather clever, but these are rare.
The teenage girl was verbally assaulted on omegle, but kept attempting to counter by saying she was kewler, pretty, unique, original, speshul, hardcore, talented, smart, and popular. She was laughed at and promptly brought to tears.
by The Massively Mad Person July 11, 2011
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portraying police in a positive or helpful light, when in reality they are the violent fascist tools of an authoritarian military state
โ€œThat show is all copaganda. No such thing as a good cop.โ€
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theyre all emotional...and moodswingy...and annoying! but ho hum...
teenage girls week:
monday: i love you so much babe!!xxxxx

wednesday: your sucha b*tch-keep away from me!!

Friday: im sorry-can we be friends? xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

sunday: get out of my life you ยฃ!?& !!!
by inkypinkponky April 29, 2011
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A shallow, annoying, selfish, pathetic being whose intelligence is nearly sub-human. These creatures typically dress like total sluts, then get angry if that earns them undesired attention from boys even though the way they dress makes it appear as though they are totally asking for it. They are known to be extremely dramatic when it is really not necessary, they also tend to make it extremely difficult to solve a social conflict when it should be as simple as an apology, but no. They have to make it 100 times more complicated than it has to be. Some typically cannot shut up about certain things that they are fans of. Some will blame guys for their problems, or will blame guys for adding to their problems as if teen boys have to go through absolutely nothing difficult throughout their teenage life, but trust me, they do (for instance, putting up with teenage girls!). They feel the need to conform to certain social "norms" and will consent to any amount of objectification as long as it makes them popular. I could go on and on about their flaws, but that would take me all day.

Now, I must admit, not all teenage girls are like this. There are some that are actually quite smart, funny, and overall enjoyable to be around. However, these teenage girls are getting increasingly rare. Another sad thing is, most teen girls who read this will think that they fit into the variety that are smart, funny, etc. when really, they most likely don't.
If you're a high school student, just look around you and you'll see plenty of examples of teenage girls who are like this.
by AnonymousUser828476 October 02, 2013
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A euphamism for tea - usually used in impolite/private places where mentioning tea itself would be seen as stuffy and/or nerdlike.

Often employed as a coverup for a sentence already begun.
I really fancy some tea... nage girls right now.

No thanks Larry, I don't want any crack cocaine I'd much rather have some hot, black, steamy, tea... nage girls.

None of your 'coffee' for me thanks, I'm English - we prefer to devour, sweet, sweet teenage girls over here.
by thesvenhunter October 17, 2006
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the teen-age girl is often droven to dating a popular guy just becuse he does sports. often this boy is what they would call "popular". often these guys treat them like shit and ignore the guys that are actaully nice and care about people. and yet these guys always win and the nice guy finishes last. the only way to get a girl to notice you is to treat them like shit and play hockey.
"guy: hey ill let you suck my dick for a dollar"

"teen-age girl: what?"

"guy: fuck you bitch I do enough tripple A hockey to kill you bitch!"

"teen-age girls: :I love you!"

"nice guy: hey how are you?"
"teen-age girl: yeah yeah fine"
"nice guy: hey do you want to go to a movie with me? I want to get to know you better."
"teen-age girl: EWWWWW NO"
*teen-age girl runs
by miketow123 June 15, 2009
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they like to talk an astronomical amount of shit towards every single passerby that walks past their pampered asshole that is practically prolapsing from last nights preteen pounding from their boyfriends and all of their boyfriends have the same cancer hat crew cut following all of them as they travel in herds and have zero independent thought processes which is completely brainwashed by pop culture.
teenage girl 1 shouts freak at a random passerby teenage girl 1 then walks away really fast thinking her 5 mile per hour trot will get her outta danger

random passer by charges at her knocks her unconscious and proceeds to violently beat the unconscious shit outta the teenage girl and teach her what her parents should have taught her not to mess with a 240 pound strong man who is having a bad day
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by superiorbreed September 21, 2018
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