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Fuckslayer 

The most badass musical instrument in existence
Harry withdrew his guitar, Fuckslayer, from a dimension where all screamed for naught.

Wrought from the silver heart of heaven's false promise, laced with vessels that pulsed with angel's menstrual blood, hewn from the horns of Satan's generals, it laughed as it was set loose, a laugh that only Harry could hear, but no one could share.
Fuckslayer by Mister Ffff August 10, 2012

fuckilarious 

Literally, fucking hilarious. The funniest thing you've ever seen.
-"Remember that time our friend was so drunk she peed in the oven?"
"Yeah, that was fuckilarious!"
fuckilarious by Nick Kitz December 22, 2005

fuckilated 

to be screwed up very badly; usually beyond repair.
Why is my laptop so fuckilated?
fuckilated by realitywinsall November 25, 2009

FUCKULARITY 

A joy and ability to engage in a range of sexual activities to give and enjoy sexual pleasures.
It was your fuckularity which has made me lust for you.
FUCKULARITY by FABARM September 12, 2010

Fuckland with an A 

If you've ever had trouble remembering how to spell Auckland, the largest city in New Zealand, then this is the mnemonic for you.
"How do you spell Auckland?"
"It's like Fuckland with an A."

Fuckland, USA 

A nickname used colloquially for that town in the US where everyone and everything is completely fucked up.
Welcome to Fuckland, USA, all you have to do is bend over and crack a smile!
Fuckland, USA by Dr Bunnygirl May 21, 2021
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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