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fuckface dog
That fuckface dog will never spring for a round of drinks, he'll just keep letting us pick up his tab.
fuckface dog by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2017
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Boring Fuckface
WWE wrestler Roman Reigns, originally dubbed the nickname by Bruce Blitz because of his incredibly boring, mundane and lazy efforts in the ring.
Boring Fuckface by LegendaryBacca3 March 3, 2017
fuckface asshole
fuckface asshole by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019
Fuckface Linguini
The newest Trump Inc. White House staffer who comes straight from 45’s mafia supply chain and whose nickname hangs with him from his early days when he was working in the porn industry.
Yeah, Fuckface Linguini is a rare gem, one of my most loyal friends who has steadily been on my payroll since the early 1980s when things really got booming for me.
Fuckface Linguini by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020
Fuckface putrid asswipe
Fuckface putrid asswipe by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017
fuckmaster 3000
The sacred fuck master 3000 is an extraordinary device used either for extreme penetration of ones vaginal or anal complex or the encasement of a cock. It may also be used by your moth to practice your lickin'n'flickin. Overall the Funkmaster 3000 is the ultimate Christmas gift for your nephews and grandkids!
Julie, I just got the new Fuckmaster 3000 for little Timmy. Oh, he will be so delighted to get it for his birthday!
fuckmaster 3000 by BigDaddy12341234 December 15, 2017
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026