facemance 

A romance between two people that takes place on someone's Facebook wall for all the world to see.

Aw how cute, Nicole and Mr. Tall, Dark, and Handsome are having a facemance!

facemance by sharkbaityaya April 20, 2009

Facemance 

When two of your facebook friends begin dating and they post about their romance online - over and over and over again.

Thankfully, the facemance between Mike and Jenny didn't last long. It's a good thing because their friends were blocking their ongoing "I love you pookie" posts.

Facemance by wornoutwriter November 4, 2010

Facemance 

Using Facebook to flirt with old boyfriends or girlfriends or people you wish you would have dated.

Evan and I dated almost 20 years ago, so it's really nice to Facemance with him again!

Facemance by juicypirate June 20, 2009

facemance 

facebook+romance; when two people are so obsessed with each other that they post on each other's Facebook walls at least 10 times a day

Person 1: Did you see Kira's post to Jacquelyn's wall? Person 2: Yeah, I'm so tired of their facemance. It's always in my news feed!

facemance by rinseandrepeat March 16, 2011

Facemance 

When a forty five year old man on Facebook has 98% of his picture with his 20 year old daughter and only 2% with his wife from four years ago. He's trying to present the image he's a player!

Nice Facemance on social media with your daughter!

Facemance by persiztence July 8, 2018

Fuckmance 

1. Ardent, physical attachment or involvement between two people, usually focusing on sexual prowess, to the exclusion of all other traits or qualities. 2. Short-lived, intense, whirlwind relationship between two people who are incapable of contemplating any future beyond the next orgasm.

They're too busy enjoying their fuckmance to remember anyone else exists.

Fuckmance by lynlyn April 20, 2010

Faceman 

noun - the front man or con man of a group operation; usually the smoothest talker and the best looking; derived from the 80's tv show, the a-team; also: face

Go get us some free food, Faceman!
Let Faceman talk to those ladies, he'll hook us all up.

Faceman by DaveC October 10, 2005