The funeral drinking game is played in the Midwest after loss of a family member.

It is considered to be the crown jewel of “Wisconsin Death Trip Culture”.

It is an extremely life affirming ritual; and, completely depends of being especially attentive during the funeral.

If you play this game even once you will experience the pagan origins of this ritual.

It’s played with beer, wine, cognac, or peppermint schnapps depending on Alcohol by volume acquired tolerance and budget.

Ideal foods eaten during the game are hot wings, or microwaved bags of fast food burgers referred to as “soak ‘em ups” for their function of slowing the flooding of alcohol into the system.

Drinking occurs whenever someone has observed the event that is proffered resulting almost immediately in group laughter.

Examples of gameplay that are illustrative; but not exhaustive include:

If you saw cousin Tony rubbing his gums after he did a line of cocaine in the coat room DRINK!
Drink if you got tired of the kid in the front row dropping coins during the funeral.
Sip each time someone told you “you have my sympathy” during the receiving line.
Drink if you know who the funeral fuck couple will be!
If you are a member of the funeral fuck couple chug!!!

We all get a turn to play and we all get to be the cause of the funeral drinking game.

It’s the circle of life.

I was identified as a member of the fuck couple when we played grandads funeral drinking game and I had to chug. HE WOUODN’T HAVE HAD IT ANY OTHER WAY!!!!!

funeral drinking game by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 8, 2022

Related Words

Fuñeta • funeral for a friend • funeral • funtastic • FUNTA • fugetaboutit • funktacular • funtacular • funtarded • finetastic

Funtabeulicious

Flawless, Fun, Funtastic, Fabeulous, Beautiful, Delicious

Everyone needs some Funtabeuliciousness in ther life...

Funtabeulicious by Galina Medvedeva July 10, 2015

jamaican funeral

The act of ashing a bong clear, and then dumping the bongwater over the still smoldering ashes to put them out.

"Hey man, let's get out of here. Jamaican funeral this bong and let's roll."

jamaican funeral by K. Melly November 27, 2014

Retirement Funeral

This came about while talking with a friend about the death of someone who was planning to retire, but passed away before retiring. I told him that we would be attending his retirement funeral.
Retirement Funeral - a service held for a person who planned to retire, but died before retiring.
Jason A.L.

has to be 85 years old, if he doesn't retire soon we will be attending his Retirement Funeral.

Retirement Funeral by JJJAL August 20, 2019

Funeralopolis

A lifeless area of sickness, death and decay.

An Electric Wizard song "Funeralopolis"

"Hey look at that Funeralopolis"

Funeralopolis by Wabba Jacka October 15, 2009

Cheater's Funeral

You got caught cheating and your buddies show up to lift your spirits. Similar to a man on death row, you decide what you want to eat and drink and your friends provide.

Typical Cheater's Funeral Convo:

Buddy: Hey man, we heard you got caught and things went down really bad between you and the old lady. Tell us what food and booze to pick up and we'll be right out.

Cheater: Yeah man I need a good meal. Make it steak, bourbon and beer.

Buddy: No problem.

Cheater's Funeral by HunterQT January 28, 2013

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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