"So, how was taking care of your girlfriend'
s kid?"
"Oh, it was absolutely funtacular. You should have seen how
happy I was when they said I couldn't ride any of the rides with the baby in my arms."
"A baby? Why would she send you to the amusement park with a baby?"
"I have no clue. I guess she thinks
babies like sleeping in amusement parks."
"Dude, have you ever considered that she hates you?"
"
Yeah... I know... but it's my kid, man."
"Ah shit. That must be funtacular living with her."