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Fruitcel 

An oofy doofy bluepilled coping incel who ages as fast as fruits begin turning brown from oxygen exposure. Despite a Fruitcel's typically garbage genes that are often paired with poor health habits like constantly smoking and eating donuts at 4 in the morning, they will not change their ways and continue coping and letting themselves go. Fruitcels are notorious for making constant excuses for their shortcomings and claims of self-improvement but will inevitably not act on any of them and just continue fapping 7 times a day.
Loobert keeps telling us his lifestyle is fine but he aged 20 years in 2. What a delusional fruitcel, it's over for him.
Fruitcel by Feridon Hamidi October 14, 2021

Fruitcage 

Open up your fruitcage, where the fruit is as sweet as can be -- Peter Gabriel
Fruitcage by sierraistheshit September 15, 2009

Mexican Fruitcake 

The product of defecating into a decorative tin and sending it to an unsavory or estranged family member for Christmas.
I haven't seen my sister in years, so this Christmas, I'll send her a Mexican Fruitcake.
Mexican Fruitcake by Skidmark4 September 14, 2010

fruitcakery 

fruitcake-ry - madness, weirdness, randomness, stupidity
Oh my god, the fruitcakery. My fucking computer has crashed.

My phone has glitched during a business call......the fruitcakery.

Look at the way he's dressed, multi coloured trousers and purple shoes. The fucking fruitcakery of him.

My car is fucking broken, again. The fruitcakery.

Lost my keys. The fruitcakery.

This fucking situation (is a mess)....the fruitcakery.

You spilt chocolate milkshake over her wedding dress and the fucking dog. Unbelievable...the fruitcakery *shakes head*.
fruitcakery by colm12 January 2, 2015

fruitcake 

1. A derogatory term for a homosexual man.

2. Someone who is completely insane.

3. A cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
1. Uncle Jim married Pete? I didn't know he was a fruitcake!

2. Uncle Jim married a blender? I didn't know he was a fruitcake!

3. Me: What's a fruitcake?
Someone Else: It's a cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
Me: Drenched in scotch? Sounds like my Uncle Jim.
fruitcake by InfrequentNinja February 9, 2004

Baldie's Fruitcake

A fruitcake made by a raving bald-headed queen from West Bridgford during a break in an all-day session of World of Gay Warcraft.
What's that foul stench coming from the kitchen, Dad?

Its that bender making some more gay food. I'm gonna take a dump on Baldie's Fruitcake tonight.
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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