FruitCuck 

An person who's mental health has gone so far down the political rabbit hole that they can't be saved or reason with. They fail to make any rational decisions and base all actions to appease the opposite sex. Their rejection rate rivals that of fruit cakes.

Did you hear about our friend, he has become such a Fruitcuck lately. I feel bad for him.

FruitCuck by FoxNeko April 6, 2019

FruitCuck 

An person who's mental health has gone so far down the political rabbit hole that they can't be saved or reason with. They fail to make any rational decisions and base all actions to appease the oppose sex. Their rejection rate rivals that of fruit cakes.

Did you hear about our friend, he has become such a Fruitcuck lately. I feel bad for him.

FruitCuck by FoxNeko April 6, 2019

Mexican Fruitcake 

The product of defecating into a decorative tin and sending it to an unsavory or estranged family member for Christmas.

I haven't seen my sister in years, so this Christmas, I'll send her a Mexican Fruitcake.

Mexican Fruitcake by Skidmark4 September 14, 2010

fruitcakery 

fruitcake-ry - madness, weirdness, randomness, stupidity

Oh my god, the fruitcakery. My fucking computer has crashed.

My phone has glitched during a business call......the fruitcakery.

Look at the way he's dressed, multi coloured trousers and purple shoes. The fucking fruitcakery of him.

My car is fucking broken, again. The fruitcakery.

Lost my keys. The fruitcakery.

This fucking situation (is a mess)....the fruitcakery.

You spilt chocolate milkshake over her wedding dress and the fucking dog. Unbelievable...the fruitcakery *shakes head*.

fruitcakery by colm12 January 2, 2015

fruitcake 

1. A derogatory term for a homosexual man.

2. Someone who is completely insane.

3. A cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.

1. Uncle Jim married Pete? I didn't know he was a fruitcake!

2. Uncle Jim married a blender? I didn't know he was a fruitcake!

3. Me: What's a fruitcake?
Someone Else: It's a cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
Me: Drenched in scotch? Sounds like my Uncle Jim.

fruitcake by InfrequentNinja February 9, 2004

Baldie's Fruitcake

A fruitcake made by a raving bald-headed queen from West Bridgford during a break in an all-day session of World of Gay Warcraft.

What's that foul stench coming from the kitchen, Dad?

Its that bender making some more gay food. I'm gonna take a dump on Baldie's Fruitcake tonight.

Baldie's Fruitcake by Twaggy Smidgekin October 13, 2010

Fruitcake Baker 

A woman who turns men gay.

Person 1: She turned all her boyfriends gay.

Person 2: They're all fruitcakes now?

Person 1: Yeah, she's the fruitcake baker or something.

Fruitcake Baker by byegye May 25, 2009