Fruitcel

An oofy doofy bluepilled coping incel who ages as fast as fruits begin turning brown from oxygen exposure. Despite a Fruitcel's typically garbage genes that are often paired with poor health habits like constantly smoking and eating donuts at 4 in the morning, they will not change their ways and continue coping and letting themselves go. Fruitcels are notorious for making constant excuses for their shortcomings and claims of self-improvement but will inevitably not act on any of them and just continue fapping 7 times a day.

Loobert keeps telling us his lifestyle is fine but he aged 20 years in 2. What a delusional fruitcel, it's over for him.

by Feridon Hamidi October 14, 2021

Fruitella

the name of a badman sweet.

"WHAT YOU MEAN YOU AINT GOT FRUITELLAS MAN!"
"WHY YOU WANT BLOODY FRUITELLAS?"
"COZ THEY IS BADMAN SWEETS YOU GET ME?"

Annuvahood

by duhwinning May 4, 2011

fruitella

A dutch candy, made from milk and fruit extracts.
They come in cube forms.
pronounced "frautella"

Hey , can you give a fruitella? i'm hungry as a mofo

by Scrpzr June 22, 2006

fruittella

A type of chewy sweet made with real fruit juice. It is popular with badmen giving it the reputation of being a badman sweet.

How you mean you don't have any fruittella man?

Why do you want bloody pruitellas?!

It's a badman Sweet you get me!?

by Dandoesn'thaveantlers April 19, 2011

fruitella

A dutch candy, made from milk and fruit extracts.
They come in cube forms.
pronounced "frautella"

Hey , can you give me a fruitella? i'm hungry as a mofo

by Scrpzr June 22, 2006