Fruitman

A word describing an Albanian boomer selling fruit in a kiosk but handing out advice about sex for free.

Wanna visit the fruitman today? Yeah, yesterday I got some great advice about my girlfriend.

by UltraMan is Online December 06, 2019

fruitman

Other name for Harry Styles who seems to be obsessed with fruit.

This conclusion was drawn from some of his songs including Watermelon Sugar, Cherry, Kiwi and Grapejuice.

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Whenever I have a bad day, the fruitman appears and saves me.

Harry Styles? I only know fruitman.

by matilda- May 31, 2022

Fruitman

A name given to a man who historically, when in the company of attractive single females, claimed his semen tasted of a variety of different fruits. Speculation still remains on the authenticity of said claims.

‘Yes, I agree Fruitman is an unusual name. It probably originates due to my pleasantly flavoured semen’

by LittleTumiBigShogun September 05, 2025