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Fruitman 

A word describing an Albanian boomer selling fruit in a kiosk but handing out advice about sex for free.
Wanna visit the fruitman today? Yeah, yesterday I got some great advice about my girlfriend.
Fruitman by UltraMan is Online December 6, 2019

Fruitman 

A name given to a man who historically, when in the company of attractive single females, claimed his semen tasted of a variety of different fruits. Speculation still remains on the authenticity of said claims.
β€˜Yes, I agree Fruitman is an unusual name. It probably originates due to my pleasantly flavoured semen’
Fruitman by LittleTumiBigShogun September 5, 2025

fruitland park 

small city located in lake county florida. just south of leesburg, and just north of lady lake and the villages. (the villages can be defined as god's gift to hell). the villages is like the world's largest retirement home. fruitland park has a police station, volunteer fire station, 5 churches, a school, and not much else.
think of the smallest town you can. add add 3 birds, 4 cops, 1 pickup and a whole lot of boredom. and that is fruitland park
for you.

fruitanizing 

When a heterosexual is hanging out with a group of homosexuals out of bi-curiosity.
"Hey man, I saw Joe hanging outside of the gay club last night. I think he's fruitanizing!"
fruitanizing by Toddbo August 4, 2007

Fruitmaxxing 

Doing the fruitiest thing possible at every given situation
"Cole State just be fruitmaxxing all the time."
Fruitmaxxing by Skengmanz101 October 1, 2023

Fruitland 

A small town in Idaho, on the border of Oregon, that ultimately sucks. They kick ass in all sports. The students wear uniforms, and most of them are stuck up.
Child: Dad who won the football state championship?
Dad: Of course Fruitland did son.
Fruitland by Ftowner44 March 27, 2011