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fruitman

Other name for Harry Styles who seems to be obsessed with fruit.

This conclusion was drawn from some of his songs including Watermelon Sugar, Cherry, Kiwi and Grapejuice.

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Whenever I have a bad day, the fruitman appears and saves me.

Harry Styles? I only know fruitman.
by matilda- May 31, 2022
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Fruitman

A word describing an Albanian boomer selling fruit in a kiosk but handing out advice about sex for free.
Wanna visit the fruitman today? Yeah, yesterday I got some great advice about my girlfriend.
by UltraMan is Online December 6, 2019
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Fruitman

A name given to a man who historically, when in the company of attractive single females, claimed his semen tasted of a variety of different fruits. Speculation still remains on the authenticity of said claims.
‘Yes, I agree Fruitman is an unusual name. It probably originates due to my pleasantly flavoured semen’
by LittleTumiBigShogun September 5, 2025
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fruitland park

small city located in lake county florida. just south of leesburg, and just north of lady lake and the villages. (the villages can be defined as god's gift to hell). the villages is like the world's largest retirement home. fruitland park has a police station, volunteer fire station, 5 churches, a school, and not much else.
think of the smallest town you can. add add 3 birds, 4 cops, 1 pickup and a whole lot of boredom. and that is fruitland park
for you.
by Phoenix McStrausenbaum May 5, 2009
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fruitanizing

When a heterosexual is hanging out with a group of homosexuals out of bi-curiosity.
"Hey man, I saw Joe hanging outside of the gay club last night. I think he's fruitanizing!"
by Toddbo August 4, 2007
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Fruitmaxxing

Doing the fruitiest thing possible at every given situation
"Cole State just be fruitmaxxing all the time."
by Skengmanz101 October 1, 2023
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Fruitland

A small town in Idaho, on the border of Oregon, that ultimately sucks. They kick ass in all sports. The students wear uniforms, and most of them are stuck up.
Child: Dad who won the football state championship?
Dad: Of course Fruitland did son.
by Ftowner44 March 27, 2011
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