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Fruitman 

A word describing an Albanian boomer selling fruit in a kiosk but handing out advice about sex for free.
Wanna visit the fruitman today? Yeah, yesterday I got some great advice about my girlfriend.
Fruitman by UltraMan is Online December 6, 2019

Fruitman 

A name given to a man who historically, when in the company of attractive single females, claimed his semen tasted of a variety of different fruits. Speculation still remains on the authenticity of said claims.
‘Yes, I agree Fruitman is an unusual name. It probably originates due to my pleasantly flavoured semen’
Fruitman by LittleTumiBigShogun September 5, 2025

fruitland park 

small city located in lake county florida. just south of leesburg, and just north of lady lake and the villages. (the villages can be defined as god's gift to hell). the villages is like the world's largest retirement home. fruitland park has a police station, volunteer fire station, 5 churches, a school, and not much else.
think of the smallest town you can. add add 3 birds, 4 cops, 1 pickup and a whole lot of boredom. and that is fruitland park
for you.

fruitanizing 

When a heterosexual is hanging out with a group of homosexuals out of bi-curiosity.
"Hey man, I saw Joe hanging outside of the gay club last night. I think he's fruitanizing!"
fruitanizing by Toddbo August 4, 2007

Fruitmaxxing 

Doing the fruitiest thing possible at every given situation
"Cole State just be fruitmaxxing all the time."
Fruitmaxxing by Skengmanz101 October 1, 2023

Fruitland 

A small town in Idaho, on the border of Oregon, that ultimately sucks. They kick ass in all sports. The students wear uniforms, and most of them are stuck up.
Child: Dad who won the football state championship?
Dad: Of course Fruitland did son.
Fruitland by Ftowner44 March 27, 2011
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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