Fruitman

A word describing an Albanian boomer selling fruit in a kiosk but handing out advice about sex for free.

Wanna visit the fruitman today? Yeah, yesterday I got some great advice about my girlfriend.

by UltraMan is Online December 06, 2019

fruitman

Other name for Harry Styles who seems to be obsessed with fruit.

This conclusion was drawn from some of his songs including Watermelon Sugar, Cherry, Kiwi and Grapejuice.

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Whenever I have a bad day, the fruitman appears and saves me.

Harry Styles? I only know fruitman.

by matilda- May 31, 2022