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Fruitcakers

A fruit cake who likes other fruit cakes typically name Joel or Philip
Wow its like a fruitcake convention in here! what a bunch of fruitcakers
by Philip t dogg January 14, 2008
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Fruitcakers

A fruit cake who likes other fruit cakes typically name Joel or Philip
Wow its like a fruitcake convention in here! what a bunch of fruitcakers
by Philip t dogg January 14, 2008
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Mexican Fruitcake

The product of defecating into a decorative tin and sending it to an unsavory or estranged family member for Christmas.
I haven't seen my sister in years, so this Christmas, I'll send her a Mexican Fruitcake.
by Skidmark4 September 14, 2010
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fruitcakery

fruitcake-ry - madness, weirdness, randomness, stupidity
Oh my god, the fruitcakery. My fucking computer has crashed.

My phone has glitched during a business call......the fruitcakery.

Look at the way he's dressed, multi coloured trousers and purple shoes. The fucking fruitcakery of him.

My car is fucking broken, again. The fruitcakery.

Lost my keys. The fruitcakery.

This fucking situation (is a mess)....the fruitcakery.

You spilt chocolate milkshake over her wedding dress and the fucking dog. Unbelievable...the fruitcakery *shakes head*.
by colm12 January 2, 2015
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fruitcake

1. A derogatory term for a homosexual man.

2. Someone who is completely insane.

3. A cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
1. Uncle Jim married Pete? I didn't know he was a fruitcake!

2. Uncle Jim married a blender? I didn't know he was a fruitcake!

3. Me: What's a fruitcake?
Someone Else: It's a cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
Me: Drenched in scotch? Sounds like my Uncle Jim.
by InfrequentNinja February 9, 2004
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Baldie's Fruitcake

A fruitcake made by a raving bald-headed queen from West Bridgford during a break in an all-day session of World of Gay Warcraft.
What's that foul stench coming from the kitchen, Dad?

Its that bender making some more gay food. I'm gonna take a dump on Baldie's Fruitcake tonight.
by Twaggy Smidgekin October 13, 2010
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Fruitcake Baker

A woman who turns men gay.
Person 1: She turned all her boyfriends gay.

Person 2: They're all fruitcakes now?

Person 1: Yeah, she's the fruitcake baker or something.
by byegye May 25, 2009
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