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fanzanoonz 

(n.) someone who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles
"What's a fanzanoonz?, see that guy right there, that's a fanzanoonz"

"Ay Marco Fanzanoonz, com esta?"
fanzanoonz by GUISSEPPE March 15, 2008

frankantosz 

two of the coolest ballers alive.

franke and antosz combined.

spin-off of frankenstein.

props to highlo for making it
DUDE, check on frankantosz ballin' on the court!

I wish I was like frankantosz!
frankantosz by llo20 February 16, 2009

Johan Franzen 

Franzen (fron-zen):

1) Noun: Swedish hockey player for the Detroit Redwings. Nicknamed 'The Mule' for his large physical size, Franzen was noted for an outstanding year in the 2008 NHL playoffs.

2) Adjective: Something with great value and general high regard.

3) Verb: To conquer with ease. Often used in a sexual context.
1) "When I grow up, I want to be just like Johan Franzen."
"No one can stop the Franzen."

2) "This beer is fuckin Franzen."
"Damn girl, you lookin' Franzen tonight. Let me buy you a drink"

3) "I Franzened that physics final this morning."
"That girl in the red? Yeah, I Franzened that last thursday."
Johan Franzen by Hoodedcarrot April 30, 2008

frankanize 

To make up completely absurd details about any and every situation.
TO one-up someone.
To blindly attempt to belittle someone.
A pathetic attempt to sound smart.
Joe says "Yeah my dad is handicapped from Viet Nam"
Frank replies "What a fuckin pussy, I got shot 19 times at point blank range with an M-16 using titanium tipped, armor piercing
rounds. After I finished my tour there, I started to learn
the art of the Samurai. When I mastered that I got all my
engineering degrees, my culinary arts masters, english major,
started my own business, became a governmental deadly weapon,
won the world bull ridding championship, built and raced 1000 HP
cars, had several genius children, became the largest drug smuggler
in the south (i carried duel 9's to keep safe), had a quadruple
bypass, helped my uncle designed the commonly used spacecraft
for NASA, wrote and published several books before for you and
your family was born, owned and ran a strip club, bowled professionally
for 5 years. And that was all before I was 30. Now I engineer price
quotes for new builds"
Joe says "Frank, aren't you only like 32?"
Frank replies "Old enough to kick your ass"
frankanize by dirka dirka April 29, 2005

Fanzanoon 

Someone who farts in the tub and bites the bubbles.
Spoken in a french accent: "What's a fanzanoon? Someone who farts in the tub and bites the bobbles."
Fanzanoon by Korbs September 18, 2006
1. Wow i love Jacob he's so Franzak

2. Look at how much Franzak that guy's got
Franzak by FlyGuyJJ November 13, 2011
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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