10 definitions by Chewsday

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Used to describe somebody who is definitely a burger or certified as a burger
Paul: Hey Matt did you see that guy earlier?
Matt: I sure did. He was a certiburger
by Chewsday April 16, 2021
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1. Somebody who you just cant stand like theyre presence is just so annoying

2. Pure gobshite like, the equivalent of a wankstain
Jimpenson: Christ look at that spunkslob Ferb
Ferb: Jaysus ur fuggin right cant shtand him
by Chewsday August 04, 2021
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1. Somebody who you just cant stand and you just utterly despise purely down to their slobbish appearance
2. Pure gobshite like equivalent of a wankstain
Jopseen: Hey look at that spunkslob over there
Fidlem: By god i cant shtand that fella
by Chewsday August 04, 2021
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When your wiping your ass and your finger pokes through the toilet paper leaving a succulent scoop of some fine poop on your fingee
Morris: MOM HELP IVE GOT A STINKIN FINGEE
Mother of the Morris: Lol poggers
by Chewsday April 07, 2021
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Another name for Tuesday but with chewsday coz im hungery sometimes
Jose: what day it it today brother
Joseé: Chewsday
by Chewsday November 23, 2020
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Pronounced fran-chan-cheese-u-ah-issa-nakey-poo
Something you say when you youre utterly perplexed
Kareem: Fränchåncheesuahišanakeypøo
Joe: WOW hes totally confused my guy
by Chewsday April 07, 2021
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