Chewsday's definitions

Toastoffice

A sacred place known to few people

Hows it goin Jeremy u goin toastoffice?

by Chewsday November 23, 2020

Fränchåncheesuahišanakeypøo

Pronounced fran-chan-cheese-u-ah-issa-nakey-poo
Something you say when you youre utterly perplexed

Kareem: Fränchåncheesuahišanakeypøo
Joe: WOW hes totally confused my guy

by Chewsday April 7, 2021

Fumpernickle

The combination of lint, fluff and dick cheese that builds up beneath the layer of foreskin on uncircumcised males

Shambah: Gosh darn it you shoulda seen all the fumpernickle i got out of my hood last night
Dolan: Haigh couldnt have been more than me, i have a fumpernickle blanket at home after a week of no showering

Shambah: holy moly Dolan your one crazy son of a bitch

by Chewsday August 10, 2021

Spunkslob

1. Somebody who you just cant stand and you just utterly despise purely down to their slobbish appearance
2. Pure gobshite like equivalent of a wankstain

Jopseen: Hey look at that spunkslob over there
Fidlem: By god i cant shtand that fella

by Chewsday August 4, 2021

Spunkslob

1. Somebody who you just cant stand like theyre presence is just so annoying

2. Pure gobshite like, the equivalent of a wankstain

Jimpenson: Christ look at that spunkslob Ferb
Ferb: Jaysus ur fuggin right cant shtand him

by Chewsday August 4, 2021

Certiburger

Used to describe somebody who is definitely a burger or certified as a burger

Paul: Hey Matt did you see that guy earlier?
Matt: I sure did. He was a certiburger

by Chewsday April 16, 2021

Stinkin fingee

When your wiping your ass and your finger pokes through the toilet paper leaving a succulent scoop of some fine poop on your fingee

Morris: MOM HELP IVE GOT A STINKIN FINGEE
Mother of the Morris: Lol poggers

by Chewsday April 7, 2021