Definitions by Chewsday

Fumpernickle 

The combination of lint, fluff and dick cheese that builds up beneath the layer of foreskin on uncircumcised males

Shambah: Gosh darn it you shoulda seen all the fumpernickle i got out of my hood last night
Dolan: Haigh couldnt have been more than me, i have a fumpernickle blanket at home after a week of no showering

Shambah: holy moly Dolan your one crazy son of a bitch

Fumpernickle by Chewsday August 10, 2021

Spunkslob

1. Somebody who you just cant stand like theyre presence is just so annoying

2. Pure gobshite like, the equivalent of a wankstain

Jimpenson: Christ look at that spunkslob Ferb
Ferb: Jaysus ur fuggin right cant shtand him

Spunkslob by Chewsday August 4, 2021

Spunkslob

1. Somebody who you just cant stand and you just utterly despise purely down to their slobbish appearance
2. Pure gobshite like equivalent of a wankstain

Jopseen: Hey look at that spunkslob over there
Fidlem: By god i cant shtand that fella

Spunkslob by Chewsday August 4, 2021

Certiburger 

Used to describe somebody who is definitely a burger or certified as a burger

Paul: Hey Matt did you see that guy earlier?
Matt: I sure did. He was a certiburger

Certiburger by Chewsday April 16, 2021

Stinkin fingee 

When your wiping your ass and your finger pokes through the toilet paper leaving a succulent scoop of some fine poop on your fingee

Morris: MOM HELP IVE GOT A STINKIN FINGEE
Mother of the Morris: Lol poggers

Stinkin fingee by Chewsday April 7, 2021

Yomping 

The act of killing a deer with your bare hands whilst hydrating thineself with a yop

Timmy: Hey Fred why are you humping the deer that i just yomped?
Fred: My deer now hehehe

John: Hey wanna go yomping tomorrow?
Jefferson: yessir

Yomping by Chewsday April 7, 2021

Fränchåncheesuahišanakeypøo 

Pronounced fran-chan-cheese-u-ah-issa-nakey-poo
Something you say when you youre utterly perplexed

Kareem: Fränchåncheesuahišanakeypøo
Joe: WOW hes totally confused my guy

Fränchåncheesuahišanakeypøo by Chewsday April 7, 2021