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Frankensimp 

Someone who SIMPS for Frankenstein from the manhwa Noblesse.
I am a Frankensimp
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frankencomputer 

A computer filled with pieces parts from other dead computers.
This is my frankencomputer I built using Grandma, Dads and Moms old computer.
frankencomputer by adamrafael4 November 2, 2009

Frankensite

1. A website with a hodge-podge of graphics, style, and pieces of other sites and design.
2. A poorly made website.
3. A website that stalls, glitches.
1: Did you "try" to check out site XYZ?

2: Oh yeah, man. An utter Frankensite!
Frankensite by Wonderkat October 16, 2008

frankensmoke 

A cigarette, hand-rolled or otherwise, that is made out of the discarded tobacco in cigarette butts/ashtrays/etc.
- "You got any cigs?"
- "Nah, man, I'm rollin' frankensmokes 'til I get paid."
frankensmoke by crackly_lung May 24, 2010

Frankenstupid 

(Adj. or N.) A word used to describe someone with the stupidity of the Frankenstein monster. Usually coupled with the dumb look of the monster's face and even walking around like the monster if the symptoms of frankstupidity are sever enough.
Example 1 (Noun)
Alex: 2+2 = fish right?

Amanda: NO! God, Alex, you're such a frankenstupid!

Example 2 (Adj.)
Amaly: I stole $300 from Amanda haha
Marbella: You're so frankenstupid, she'll figure out its you.

Frankensicle 

The act of two or more sexually confused men and or boys freezing thier penises. Then rubbing each others ass cracks on them to thaw. Once melted the brown melted penis ass water is then re-frozen. If prefered the newly frozen product will be forcefully consumed by the youngest of the group.
1.Lance: "have you made the Frankensicle party invitations yet?"
2. A intense gay orgy/rape may involve several frankensicles.
3. The Frankensicle is only to be preformed in the privacy of gay fags bedrooms.

frankensoap 

When two or more used bars of soap meld together in the shower or soap dish, creating one grotesque, misshapen bar. You'll use it, but you won't like it.
After two months, the three used bars in the soap dish finally melted together and became a Frankensoap. It's aliiiiiiiiiivvvvve!
frankensoap by bluegrassg8r September 1, 2013
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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