(v.) to hit someone or something with one's dick; equally effective against a gal's cheek or a national monument.

see also, dickslap

Doing the complete opposite of what your told

v. to slap someone in the face with a penis.
adj. crazy

Legend Funny and the most sexy man in WA

to spill or break a bottle of beer.
to spill any alcoholic beverage.

A complete tool; one with undiserved dillusions of grandeur; Hodges are very full of themselves, believing they possess non-existant traits of intelligence or skill; everyone knows and greatly dislikes at least one Hodge.