hodge

(v.) to hit someone or something with one's dick; equally effective against a gal's cheek or a national monument.

see also, dickslap

that birthday cake was sort of pissing me off, so i hodged the shit out of it. left several mushroom-shaped indentations.

by jimmyweeds May 15, 2004

v. to slap someone in the face with a penis.
adj. crazy

1) I totally hodged her last nite.
2) That party was hodge.

by Rolls December 6, 2004

your a good man hodge

by andy fike December 1, 2009

to spill or break a bottle of beer.
to spill any alcoholic beverage.

"Angus knocked over a whole beer, he's such a hodge."
"I got so hammered last night I hodged my beer."

by dobid March 21, 2009

<hohj> n. - one who relentlessly desires and consumes large quantities of unhealthy food

"Oh my God, you ate that whole pizza by yourself... fucking hodge!"

Brook ate a Grande Meal for breakfast because she's a hodge.

by nu2004 April 15, 2008

AJ: hey I just got some g rock, but no hodge. You got one?

Gabby: only if you get me high.

by gabrcbr March 13, 2010

To drop food on yourself