Urban Dictionary: hodge

Top definition

(v.) to hit someone or something with one's dick; equally effective against a gal's cheek or a national monument.

see also, dickslap

that birthday cake was sort of pissing me off, so i hodged the shit out of it. left several mushroom-shaped indentations.

by jimmyweeds May 14, 2004

Doing the complete opposite of what your told

You can't bring anybody to my party ok. Ok. turns up with 15 friends. Jesus Christ you've done a Hodges

by Sex pest! July 27, 2011

A Total Nazi, especially in the field of Math

Damn, that guy is being a total Hodge right now.

by CodeCrystal February 18, 2019

v. to slap someone in the face with a penis.
adj. crazy

1) I totally hodged her last nite.
2) That party was hodge.

by Rolls December 05, 2004

your a good man hodge

by andy fike December 01, 2009

Legend Funny and the most sexy man in WA

Wow hodges sure is legendary and funny and sexy

by Hod_gy August 29, 2008

to spill or break a bottle of beer.
to spill any alcoholic beverage.

"Angus knocked over a whole beer, he's such a hodge."
"I got so hammered last night I hodged my beer."

by dobid March 20, 2009