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(v.) to hit someone or something with one's dick; equally effective against a gal's cheek or a national monument.

see also, dickslap
that birthday cake was sort of pissing me off, so i hodged the shit out of it. left several mushroom-shaped indentations.
by jimmyweeds May 14, 2004
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Doing the complete opposite of what your told
You can't bring anybody to my party ok. Ok. turns up with 15 friends. Jesus Christ you've done a Hodges
by Sex pest! July 27, 2011
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v. to slap someone in the face with a penis.
adj. crazy
1) I totally hodged her last nite.
2) That party was hodge.
by Rolls December 05, 2004
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to spill or break a bottle of beer.
to spill any alcoholic beverage.
"Angus knocked over a whole beer, he's such a hodge."
"I got so hammered last night I hodged my beer."
by dobid March 20, 2009
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A Total Nazi, especially in the field of Math
Damn, that guy is being a total Hodge right now.
by CodeCrystal February 18, 2019
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