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Frankenstein Penis 

A circumcised penis with a scar on the shaft and a gutted frenulum.
Look at the poor guy tug on his mutilated Frankenstein Penis. Glad I’m uncircumcised I hear they don’t get as much pleasure.

Frankenbite 

1. A frankenbite allows editors to manufacture "story" efficiently and dramatically by extracting the salient elements of a lengthy, nuanced interview or exchange into a seemingly blunt, revealing confession or argument.

2. In reality television, the process of editing two or more sound bites together to create a different result, to fix grammar, or to change to meaning of a sentence.

Example: Adding "not" to the phrase "I'm here to make friends" results in "I'm not here to make friends".
Please frankenbite that interview so he is speaking in present tense.
Frankenbite by jayjaybird February 20, 2017

Frankenstein Deck 

A Frankenstein Deck is a slide deck or PowerPoint file made up of slides borrowed from other seemingly random decks. It is usually characterized by constant changes in tense, fonts, and background color.
I'm having a hard time following this Frankenstein Deck - none of the background images are consistent, and it seems like some parts were written for different versions of the product.

frankenstein product 

in environment, a frankenstein product is any product that is made out of two or more components or materials, which while apart could have been disposed of or recycled, but are now a burden on the environment, as they can no longer be separated. it is a bad thing
a milk package is a frankenstein product since it is combined of paper and plastic.
frankenstein product by e-shy November 14, 2009

Frankenbike 

A bike built up from various components scrounged from different sources (friends, swap meets, craigslist, etc.).
Elmo didn't have the money for a new bike, but he managed to assemble a Frankenbike from stuff he had lying around the garage and a few parts he picked up cheap from craigslist.
Frankenbike by Dr. Moop August 14, 2009

Frankenstyle 

(noun) Appertaining to cheap and/or “fun” Frankenstein costumery or masks: those which make a mockery of the iconic horror character.

(transitive verb) frankenstyled, frankenstyles, frankenstyling: Bring into existence a creation that will ultimately embarrass its creator, possibly even to their ruin.
(n) Charlie put on the garish foam-latex mask that would have us believe Victor Frankenstein constructed his monster largely out of marshmallows. “I’m Frankenstein!” he cries. Matilda pauses, then grudgingly responds, “Well, you’re …frankenstyle.”

(tr. v.) For the Ambassador’s Ball, Mimi frankenstyled her hair with large gobs of stinking earwax.
Frankenstyle by Favfly November 10, 2016