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Frankenstoner

Someone who gets stoned out of their mind then can only communicate with a series of unusual grunting noises.
"Woah he's drunk"
"Ha! What a frankenstoner"

Frankenshoes 

Those awful clunky clodhopper shoe-boot. Usually the wearer is not walking but clonking.
In short, they look like shoes Frankenstein wore.
Yo checkout Vampire chic with them Frankenshoes make em' any taller you'll need a step ladder to get em' on mate!
Frankenshoes by ReyMon! November 1, 2019

frankenhooker 

A female that looks as if she was constructed from parts that came from different bodies. Common features are (an)unnormally long or large arms, legs, torso, or neck. This ofcourse has to be in contrast to the female's body.
Man, that broad that Paul knocked up's head and neck look like they're off another chick's body. She's such a frankenhooker.
frankenhooker by dpms August 11, 2005

Frankenhooker 

1) The character in the song of the same name by The 69 Eyes

2) A dead hooker reanimated after being reconstruced from parts of other dead hookers

3) Someone who sucks
1) "I 'aint looking for no head, from some fuckin' living dead, Dirty ass Frankenhooker"

2) Guy one; Dude, she looks like the hooker of Frakenstien!
Guy two; It's a Frankenhooker!

3) "You Suck!"
Frankenhooker by Teenage_Death_Girl September 10, 2007

frankenstoned 

Smoking SO MUCH FUCKING WEED that you physically can not form even half of a sentence, while also being unable to walk straight. And/or motor skills such as Frankenstein's.
Man, I'll tell you one thing..... Jerry is frankenstoned right now. Like I don't know how he's getting home, he's fucked.
frankenstoned by Tadams050 January 29, 2016

Frankenstrokem 

When you glue one bolt on each side of your dick, then you tase your dick with a taser, and while it’s being tased you stroke your dick so you get a electrifying result...
“It’s Halloween so a Frankenstrokem session is in order my dude”
Frankenstrokem by Count Cockula October 9, 2019
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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