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frankensmoke

A cigarette, hand-rolled or otherwise, that is made out of the discarded tobacco in cigarette butts/ashtrays/etc.
- "You got any cigs?"
- "Nah, man, I'm rollin' frankensmokes 'til I get paid."
by crackly_lung May 24, 2010
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Frankenstoner

Someone who gets stoned out of their mind then can only communicate with a series of unusual grunting noises.
"Woah he's drunk"
"Ha! What a frankenstoner"
by Jesus' favourite Cousin January 4, 2009
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Frankenshoes

Those awful clunky clodhopper shoe-boot. Usually the wearer is not walking but clonking.
In short, they look like shoes Frankenstein wore.
Yo checkout Vampire chic with them Frankenshoes make em' any taller you'll need a step ladder to get em' on mate!
by ReyMon! November 1, 2019
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frankenhooker

A female that looks as if she was constructed from parts that came from different bodies. Common features are (an)unnormally long or large arms, legs, torso, or neck. This ofcourse has to be in contrast to the female's body.
Man, that broad that Paul knocked up's head and neck look like they're off another chick's body. She's such a frankenhooker.
by dpms August 11, 2005
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Frankenhooker

1) The character in the song of the same name by The 69 Eyes

2) A dead hooker reanimated after being reconstruced from parts of other dead hookers

3) Someone who sucks
1) "I 'aint looking for no head, from some fuckin' living dead, Dirty ass Frankenhooker"

2) Guy one; Dude, she looks like the hooker of Frakenstien!
Guy two; It's a Frankenhooker!

3) "You Suck!"
by Teenage_Death_Girl September 10, 2007
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frankenstoned

Smoking SO MUCH FUCKING WEED that you physically can not form even half of a sentence, while also being unable to walk straight. And/or motor skills such as Frankenstein's.
Man, I'll tell you one thing..... Jerry is frankenstoned right now. Like I don't know how he's getting home, he's fucked.
by Tadams050 January 29, 2016
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Frankenstrokem

When you glue one bolt on each side of your dick, then you tase your dick with a taser, and while it’s being tased you stroke your dick so you get a electrifying result...
“It’s Halloween so a Frankenstrokem session is in order my dude
by Count Cockula October 9, 2019
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