frankensoap

When two or more used bars of soap meld together in the shower or soap dish, creating one grotesque, misshapen bar. You'll use it, but you won't like it.

After two months, the three used bars in the soap dish finally melted together and became a Frankensoap. It's aliiiiiiiiiivvvvve!

by bluegrassg8r September 1, 2013

frankencomputer

A computer filled with pieces parts from other dead computers.

This is my frankencomputer I built using Grandma, Dads and Moms old computer.

by adamrafael4 November 2, 2009

Frankenpaper

A previously torn piece of paper (letter, document) that has been pieced back together with tape or staples.

Someone had torn an order in half and later realized they needed both halves to read it right. They used some staples to fit it back together. I came in and saw it and said,

"What's with the Frankenpaper?"

by Tracy Rodgers December 28, 2008

frankenskank

A woman who has achieved a skank-like appearance through the use of cosmetic surgery and/or other artificial means.

Man, her plastic surgeon needs to have his license revoked. He made her look like Britney Spears after blowing a stegosaurus. Yea, she looks like a fucking Frankenskank.

by jjeeffff August 14, 2007

Frankenstank

When an amateur scientist creates a male human from a collection of appendages and organs, then proceeds to engage in intercourse with his creation and find himself repulsed by its smell.

Dr. David: It's alive! It's alive!

(Creature groans; they make love)

Dr. David: Damn, this shit is musky. That be some Frankenstank!

by Baby Got Bareback November 24, 2009

frankensnatch

The new vagina of a man after sexual reassignment surgery,particularly gruesome in appearance during the initial stages of the healing process.

Jonny went into the hospital and came out jane. To prove that he was now a woman he gave us a look see at his new frankensnatch that was still in stitches. It was a hungry looking thing that could make any grown man cry.

by illinforyu August 11, 2009

Frankenapp

FrankenApp - when a software vendor ports desktop software to new mobile platforms without any consideration for what the user wants or how the new UI paradigm can change the user experience...under these conditions, it is a FrankenApp.

I checkout out Excel for the iPAD yesterday. I accidentally hit the show all Toolbars command and the entire screen turned into toolbars. Talk about a Frankenapp!

by goodone! November 30, 2011