"I was talking on the phone with my moms."
by Mary L August 04, 2005
A term for the female parental unit. Originating from the 1996 novel, "Infinite Jest" by David Foster Wallace.
by ketiekew May 13, 2007
by Lukeism May 18, 2010
by j ogrady May 14, 2007
Jimmy: I was eating your mom!
Bob: Well I was eating your mom’s mom!
Jimmy: Well I ate your mom, your mom’s mom, and your mom’s mom’s mom!
Bob: Your mom’s mom’s mom’s mom.
Jimmy: *freaking disintegrates*
Bob: Well I was eating your mom’s mom!
Jimmy: Well I ate your mom, your mom’s mom, and your mom’s mom’s mom!
Bob: Your mom’s mom’s mom’s mom.
Jimmy: *freaking disintegrates*
by MofG October 08, 2018
Me: Mom! Where’s my phone?
Mom: I don’t know, have you checked the kitchen table?
Me: Of course I did!
*mom walks into the kitchen and comes out with a phone*
Mom: Then what’s this?
Mom: I don’t know, have you checked the kitchen table?
Me: Of course I did!
*mom walks into the kitchen and comes out with a phone*
Mom: Then what’s this?
by AsianKyrie October 09, 2019
by YingYangWaves November 04, 2016