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The semi-erection one gets when they get their first glimpse of Foxwoods while rounding the infamous bend on Route 2 West in southeastern Connecticut. Really "bad out" gamblers may experience a full hardon.
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foxwoods by FluffyPuff November 26, 2004
surly for wood
To exhibit surly behaviors to the extreme; oozing surliness. To be in a mood so foul and miserable that one might question if someone had pissed in your Cheerios that morning. This behavior can also be caused by having your panties in a wadded up bunch in your butt crack. An unmatched display of profanity for no apparent reason.
Ken: "God-Damn, son-of-a-bitch. Shit."
Charlie: "Geez Ken, what's up with you today? You are surly for wood" Ken: "Shut up Charlie and get me some dip."
Charlie: "Geez Ken, what's up with you today? You are surly for wood" Ken: "Shut up Charlie and get me some dip."
surly for wood by Not Important Information October 4, 2006
Fratting for wood
1. When stranded in the Brocono Mountains, exploring all surrounding homesteads for suitable firewood to support your insatiable desire for beer and women henceforth resulting in the kleptomania of hanus amounts of uncompensated firewood (and simultaneously packing the fattest skoal spearmint gooches imagined by mankind).
2. When sorostitutes attend frat parties in seek of long hard frat wood, only to realize that their frat daddy has developed erectile dysfunction due to weeks of hazing and cocaine abuse. Said sorostitute resorts to "fratting for wood" by hitting on every frat guy she encounters hoping to deliver to her sacred flower blossom the trunk of a frat guy's pedigree.
2. When sorostitutes attend frat parties in seek of long hard frat wood, only to realize that their frat daddy has developed erectile dysfunction due to weeks of hazing and cocaine abuse. Said sorostitute resorts to "fratting for wood" by hitting on every frat guy she encounters hoping to deliver to her sacred flower blossom the trunk of a frat guy's pedigree.
1. Frat guy #1: DOOD! we're out of firewood!
(two hours and 14 beers later)
Frat guy #2: Yo let's go fratting for wood, it's getting cold in this STP.
2. Frat guy #1: DOOD! those sluts are totally trying to get fucked at our party tonight....
Frat guy#2: yeah man, they've been fratting for wood ever since their boyfriends passed out from speedballs. Ima about to give her the timber ;)
Frat guy#1 and frat guy #2: fraaaat.
(two hours and 14 beers later)
Frat guy #2: Yo let's go fratting for wood, it's getting cold in this STP.
2. Frat guy #1: DOOD! those sluts are totally trying to get fucked at our party tonight....
Frat guy#2: yeah man, they've been fratting for wood ever since their boyfriends passed out from speedballs. Ima about to give her the timber ;)
Frat guy#1 and frat guy #2: fraaaat.
Fratting for wood by Mr. Tau December 27, 2010
fast forword
the most useless thing that a middle school student can do. it is for babies and not for 13 year olds. all you do is sit there and do nothing. it is useless.
fast forword by ihatethisreeeeeee February 22, 2019
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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