Forting

The act of entrapping a person under a blanket, giving the illusion of a "fort".

"I am going to fort you!", "I was punched in the face while forting my friend"

by mr. mantooth January 15, 2012

Forting

Forting is When your in the bathtub and you fart and bite the bubbles

Bob and Jane where forting in the bath.

by Despicable123 June 17, 2019

urban forting

To create a room partition by using liberated (i.e. stolen) storage crates, usually from drug stores. Studio apartments can be turned into 2-bedroom homes by stacking crates to ceiling height plus additional crates can be converted to furnishing such as coffee tables, couches, and bed frames.

We turned Tony's studio apartment into a 3 room place through urban forting. Thanks CVS!

by goyadun August 25, 2013

Blow-Forting

When one either gives or receives a blow job in a pillow or blanket fort.

Last night John and I made a pillow fort and before I knew it, I was blow-forting him.

by BrittlesLovesCats June 4, 2015

B-52 Strike farting

Flatulence that sounds like a heavy bomber strike.

After the Burrito dinner B-52 Strike farting was heard in the car!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Vegan eel footing

Vegan eel footing is a term commonly used referencing the act of making love towards your grandparents dog at exactly 1:30 am to 1:33 am. This term is mostly used in South Africa, from where it originated from on January 23 1997. Over the past few years, this word has really taken a massive increase in the skateboarding community, as they say it quite frequently. Skateboarders have made the use of the term increase by at least 87% over the course of 3 years.

Boy: Oh man! That was the best vegan eel footing we’ve had in a while.

Dog: *barks in anus pain*
Boy: Oh sorry, I guess I was a little rough, I’ll won’t be as hard next time.

Dog: *anus bleeds*

by Fiv32210 October 14, 2023

farting solids

The act of taking an airy shit. Sounds like a continuous fart with intermittent plops. One of the most relieving shits, as usually the turds were blocking all the air from exiting the ass.

"Did you just take a shit in there?" "Sort of, but it was more like farting solids."

by Tarbaby III March 9, 2007