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Florting 

Kissing that happens as a result of a formal handshake
'Did you see how firm his handshake was? He was definitely florting"
Florting by Flortygal November 4, 2018
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florting 

Flirting while your drunk, a redneck, or a blonde.
"Dat der guy was dun florting with me..."
florting by Hamma Kuvula April 30, 2006

Florting 

Flirting for sport. Flirting so natural, reflexive and expert-level, it ought to be an Olympic sporting event.
A master of florting, she flirts the way other people breathe--reflexively, constantly, and if she stopped, she'd probably die.
Florting by CalliopeOrion April 17, 2019

Florting 

When you’re fucking a person and snorting blow off of some part of their body. Preferably off of someplace weeeeeeird.
You ever florting? It’s like drugs for your brain and yo dick.
Florting by Cassiafrass May 15, 2018
What your plampt (i.e. your Affini guardian) did to make you their floret. From the collective creative universe of Human Domestication Guide.
- Heh, I really wanna get high and chaotic and maybe light a dumpster on fire
- Girl, you really need florting, don't hurt yourself.
Florting by Matcha Luna June 5, 2026

Floating island of reprisal 

It's when you put toilet paper in a toilet bowl before defecating so that the feces float and achieve full throttle air contact so that the smell may stench the whole area. This phenomenon is commonly practised after bad hotel service.
Dude I left a floating island of reprisal at the Hotel! Dude the floating island of reprisal stenched the whole room!

urban forting 

To create a room partition by using liberated (i.e. stolen) storage crates, usually from drug stores. Studio apartments can be turned into 2-bedroom homes by stacking crates to ceiling height plus additional crates can be converted to furnishing such as coffee tables, couches, and bed frames.
We turned Tony's studio apartment into a 3 room place through urban forting. Thanks CVS!
urban forting by goyadun August 25, 2013
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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