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Forgetfuk 

A person (without a diagnosed memory disorder) who forgets anything and everything on a consistent basis.
“I told her three separate times and she still can’t remember, she’s such a forgetfuk!
Forgetfuk by Igyaaattoknow December 20, 2023
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Forgetful Lucy Day

Forgetful Lucy Day is celebrated every October 13th, in honor of the date on which Lucy Whitmore had her terrible car accident.

From the film "50 First Dates", Lucy Whitmore (Drew Barrymore) now lives out every day believing that it is still October 13th.

Couples and friends can celebrate Forgetful Lucy Day by pretending they've never met before, buying a pineapple, watching "50 First Dates", and sending each other walrus-themed cards.
Darren - Good morning babes, Happy Forgetful Lucy Day!

Geraldine - AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! Who are you and what are you doing in my bed!!!!!!!!
Forgetful Lucy Day by malarky2020 November 5, 2009

Forgetful 

...sorry what was the word again?
....wha? hmm? ohhhhh.....
Forgetful by callinghome November 2, 2004

forgetfileness 

Forgetting to attach a file to an e-mail message. See also attachment disorder.
Boss: Joe, you forgot to attach the document to your e-mail.
Joe: Sorry, dude. Please excuse my forgetfileness.
forgetfileness by Evannk March 13, 2008

Forgetfulness 

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Forgetfulness... now what does that mean again?
Forgetfulness by EthanRDoesMC December 31, 2016

forgetful latin teacher 

when your latin teacher is going over the do-now and all of a sudden he says something like "i wish i had more time" or "how was your weekend, johnny?" meanwhile johnny's name is really anthony.
anthony: "the definition of car is an object with a motor and engine that transports people from location to location."

mr. pietrucha: "thank you johnny... i went to oklahoma city this weekend with my wife and saw the giants play football. where am i?"

anthony: "i never thought i would say this, but i have a forgetful latin teacher."

Forgetful Sanchez 

This is where the woman has forgotten that the cock was just up her butt and the man sticks it up to her mouth and she starts sucking on it. Only to remember instantly when she tastes her own pooh on his pecker. Then the woman usually instantly spits out some brownish looking liquid and says 'Yuck!' See also Sneaky Sanchez or Dirty Sanchez
After anal sex your girlfriend goes to the bathroom and is sitting on the toilet shitting out the wad you just dumped up her ass. You walk in and stick your dick in her face and she starts sucking on it. She tastes the shit and spits in the sink and you walk out giggling and very proud of yourself as she's calling you an asshole. Thus she becomes the Forgetful Sanchez.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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