When you go to cook up some potatoes but you forgot what potatoes are and you think they are poisonous you don'tcook or eat them and after a while they grow so big that the house explodes.
Try not to be potato forgetful today or this house will be no more.
Oh no, There was a dude that was potato forgetful today and made the building explode, Silly potato forgetfulness people.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'