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Footless Skank 

Has no morals or sense of boundaries when it comes to another womans man or the affairs of another persons heart/general emotions.
"Omg did she just dump that guy she's been with for a month to get with that girls man?"

"Yeah, she did!"

"Wow, what a footless skank !"

Foodlegurd 

A tiny sponge used on the end of a small stick to extract the semen from ones belly button after a masterbation accident.
''someone pass me that foodlegurd, your mum just walked past''
"ah damn, i wish i had a foodlegurd yesterday, my belly button has turned green."
Foodlegurd by STEAKPISTOL July 13, 2009

Footlexia 

When your feet get the pedals mixed up when learning to drive a car
‘He used the accelerator instead of the brake - he had footlexia
Footlexia by Lady driver November 1, 2020

Bear Footless 

The moment everyone at your prom removes their shoes to continue dancing and later realizing you now have athletes foot
I went to prom and thanks to the football team i got some major bear footless going on.
Verb. To Footle. Footling is voluntarily undertaking a work type task in your own leisure time but in a half arsed or at least, unproductive, way. Footling is enjoyable to the footler, a bit like pottering. Pottering is normally done in a home or leisure environment, where as footling is undertaken in a work environment.

Footle is often used in a derogatory sense to indicate someone is doing a piss poor job of something, or to communicate the lack of importance of a particular job.
"Nevermind painting that, stop footling about and put the fucking fence up"

"Hey dude, what you up to?
Nuthin man, just footling about with these exhausts."

"Dude, did you footle that, or just fuck it up totally?"
Footle by DMIG October 27, 2011
Handles on the bottom of doors that let you open the door with a foot.
Thornton's gas station is the first place I saw footles in use.
Footles by Kjahnke812 July 16, 2021