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Footless Skank 

Has no morals or sense of boundaries when it comes to another womans man or the affairs of another persons heart/general emotions.
"Omg did she just dump that guy she's been with for a month to get with that girls man?"

"Yeah, she did!"

"Wow, what a footless skank !"

Foodlegurd 

A tiny sponge used on the end of a small stick to extract the semen from ones belly button after a masterbation accident.
''someone pass me that foodlegurd, your mum just walked past''
"ah damn, i wish i had a foodlegurd yesterday, my belly button has turned green."
Foodlegurd by STEAKPISTOL July 13, 2009

Footlexia 

When your feet get the pedals mixed up when learning to drive a car
‘He used the accelerator instead of the brake - he had footlexia
Footlexia by Lady driver November 1, 2020

Bear Footless 

The moment everyone at your prom removes their shoes to continue dancing and later realizing you now have athletes foot
I went to prom and thanks to the football team i got some major bear footless going on.
Verb. To Footle. Footling is voluntarily undertaking a work type task in your own leisure time but in a half arsed or at least, unproductive, way. Footling is enjoyable to the footler, a bit like pottering. Pottering is normally done in a home or leisure environment, where as footling is undertaken in a work environment.

Footle is often used in a derogatory sense to indicate someone is doing a piss poor job of something, or to communicate the lack of importance of a particular job.
"Nevermind painting that, stop footling about and put the fucking fence up"

"Hey dude, what you up to?
Nuthin man, just footling about with these exhausts."

"Dude, did you footle that, or just fuck it up totally?"
Footle by DMIG October 27, 2011
Handles on the bottom of doors that let you open the door with a foot.
Thornton's gas station is the first place I saw footles in use.
Footles by Kjahnke812 July 16, 2021
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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