Footle 

Verb. To Footle. Footling is voluntarily undertaking a work type task in your own leisure time but in a half arsed or at least, unproductive, way. Footling is enjoyable to the footler, a bit like pottering. Pottering is normally done in a home or leisure environment, where as footling is undertaken in a work environment.

Footle is often used in a derogatory sense to indicate someone is doing a piss poor job of something, or to communicate the lack of importance of a particular job.

"Nevermind painting that, stop footling about and put the fucking fence up"

"Hey dude, what you up to?
Nuthin man, just footling about with these exhausts."

"Dude, did you footle that, or just fuck it up totally?"

Footle by DMIG October 27, 2011

Footle 

A foot which has formed into a turtle. Turtle feet

'Omy my foot has turned into a footle'

Footle by Hollieinit January 20, 2009

Footle 

To waste time doing things that are not important or necessary.

Stop footle with these books and do your homework.

Footle by Teacher Alfenas January 24, 2017

Filipino Footlong 

A Filipino Footlong is a Asain/Filipino mans penis that is 1 foot/12 inches long.

Person 1- Did you hear Andrew has a Filipino Footlong?

Person 2- Makes sense, he’s Filipino.

Filipino Footlong by Adam Standley January 28, 2019

foozler 

An affectionate term for someone who's clumsy or incompetent. Because obviously, if you can't handle your fooz, then you're nothing but a gosh darn foozler.

My son is a foozler.He isn’t capable of anything.

foozler by andrei227w June 2, 2021

Fontlebury 

Someone who can't just underline a word in an email without also using italics, a different color font, and an increased font size. A fontlebury often uses this practice when trying to make a point.

Mike: Yo playa, you get my email?
Larry: Yeah man, what's with the font? Do you always insist on changing the color, size, and adding italics any time you underline a word?
Mike: Yeah son, that's how I roll.
Larry: That's about right...you're such a Fontlebury.

Fontlebury by Snake McJake January 30, 2008

Gary Foote 

God himself who descend onto our imperfect world to smite us in his physics class.

Gary Foote is an anus

Gary Foote by Dasani Water Bottle November 13, 2019