The Ghetto'ist town on earth. The average life expectancy is about 6 months. Our beautiful downtown includes the longest running post office in America. Also, there is a hair salon and some stupid yoga place. About 4 years ago it almost burnt to the ground, good thing it did not because it should be the capital.
A female dog who constantly misses open goals when playing football.
Thorntons are usually very childish and have a high-pitched voice, and thus explains his lack of masculinity. Although he is self-proclaimed that he is a man, it doesn’t reflect the fact that it appears to be one.
The only words Thorntons use are “woof woof” as it is clear that it has lack of grammatical and comprehensive capabilities.
Thorntons are good at football, but when he is near an empty goal, he tends to miss it every single time.
I love to play football with my friends. However, if he is a Thornton, I would’t even think about playing as he misses open goals.
The perfect mix of charisma, compassion, and curiosity. Thorntons are like little housecats that know how to warm up to new people by metaphorically rubbing up against their leg and purring. Luckily, Thorntons don't have to be taken to the vet and they don't need the litter box. Most of them can just use the toilet haha. If you leave food out for Thorntons, they'll eat it. No questions asked. They love a little chin rub, too. But human chins. Thorntons are sometimes afraid of dogs, and they're covered in hair from head to toe. Thorntons are prone to violence.