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Thornton 

Is he late again? fucking thornton
Thornton by Thorntard November 4, 2017

Thornton 

The Ghetto'ist town on earth. The average life expectancy is about 6 months. Our beautiful downtown includes the longest running post office in America. Also, there is a hair salon and some stupid yoga place. About 4 years ago it almost burnt to the ground, good thing it did not because it should be the capital.
If you go to thornton, you better watch your back, or else you wont live long son.
Thornton by Phyliss Simmons July 13, 2006

Thornton 

A person who tells people's secrets, and makes a big deal out of stupid small things
OMG Don't be such a Thornton, you told him Britney Spears' deepest darkest secrets. YA DUMB DOUCHE!
Thornton by Tina Fay January 3, 2010

thornton 

a prolonged painful irritation that is too big to be removed by conventional means.
my god you're constant whining is like a thornton in my side
thornton by anonymoos2315 October 17, 2006

Thornton 

A female dog who constantly misses open goals when playing football.

Thorntons are usually very childish and have a high-pitched voice, and thus explains his lack of masculinity. Although he is self-proclaimed that he is a man, it doesn’t reflect the fact that it appears to be one.

The only words Thorntons use are “woof woof” as it is clear that it has lack of grammatical and comprehensive capabilities.

Thorntons are good at football, but when he is near an empty goal, he tends to miss it every single time.
I love to play football with my friends. However, if he is a Thornton, I would’t even think about playing as he misses open goals.
Thornton by HarryKaneTheKing August 7, 2018

Thornton 

The perfect mix of charisma, compassion, and curiosity. Thorntons are like little housecats that know how to warm up to new people by metaphorically rubbing up against their leg and purring. Luckily, Thorntons don't have to be taken to the vet and they don't need the litter box. Most of them can just use the toilet haha. If you leave food out for Thorntons, they'll eat it. No questions asked. They love a little chin rub, too. But human chins. Thorntons are sometimes afraid of dogs, and they're covered in hair from head to toe. Thorntons are prone to violence.