cathello

The process of saying two words at once in an accidental manor.

''Shuck off you hairy cats bollock (Shit+Fuck= Shuck), oh no, i did a cathello.''

by STEAKPISTOL July 13, 2009

Groodle

A device that is worn by an "over used" woman to retain the vagina skin from excessivley sagging.

"ah that guy was too big for me last night, good thing i got this groodle otherwise my beefy curtains would have been all over the joint."

by STEAKPISTOL July 13, 2009

Foodlegurd

A tiny sponge used on the end of a small stick to extract the semen from ones belly button after a masterbation accident.

''someone pass me that foodlegurd, your mum just walked past''
"ah damn, i wish i had a foodlegurd yesterday, my belly button has turned green."

by STEAKPISTOL July 13, 2009