Groodle

A device that is worn by an "over used" woman to retain the vagina skin from excessivley sagging.

"ah that guy was too big for me last night, good thing i got this groodle otherwise my beefy curtains would have been all over the joint."

by STEAKPISTOL July 13, 2009

cathello

The process of saying two words at once in an accidental manor.

''Shuck off you hairy cats bollock (Shit+Fuck= Shuck), oh no, i did a cathello.''

by STEAKPISTOL July 13, 2009

Foodlegurd

A tiny sponge used on the end of a small stick to extract the semen from ones belly button after a masterbation accident.

''someone pass me that foodlegurd, your mum just walked past''
"ah damn, i wish i had a foodlegurd yesterday, my belly button has turned green."

by STEAKPISTOL July 13, 2009