Footlexia 

When your feet get the pedals mixed up when learning to drive a car

‘He used the accelerator instead of the brake - he had footlexia

Footlexia by Lady driver November 1, 2020

footsexual 

A pathetic person that is only attracted to and aroused by feet.

guy 1: bro, i don't even want sex or love anymore. i can only think about feet!
guy 2: yeah, you're probably footsexual.

footsexual by footsexual April 12, 2021

Fatlexia

when you misread something and think it's about food

"Sorry I couldn't help you with that--I had 5 fires"
*Misread as fries. "You had fries?"
"No, I said Fires. Your fatlexia is acting up again."

Fatlexia by DJDiabla January 18, 2018

Footsexual 

Anyone with a foot kink this is your kind of sexual. When people ask what your sexuality is, make sure to reply with this. You might lose a few friends, but atleast your being honest

“Gosh I am so footsexual for Satan’s feet”

Footsexual by HOLY_SPIRIT_IB December 20, 2021

Footsexual 

You're attracted to feet which is disgusting

Footsexual Is my sexuality.

Footsexual by SuperMarvinElias June 2, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019