footleaf

When you're eating a salad and your long lost twin brother bursts into your kitchen and causes you to drop your salad on your foot. DUH

Ryan: Dude what the fuck? Where have you been? You think you can footleaf me?

by Hugh Jazzwipe May 11, 2014

Nutmeg Footloaf

"When Cody cums on Greg's swollen walking ligament"

You know how you have to piss on someone when they get a jellyfish sting. Well, Nutmeg Footloaf works wonders for Meg after she sprains her foot.

by KoreanBoi626 November 3, 2021