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Fluttercunt 

When someone closes or flutters their eyes whilst talking, presumably to show how intelligent they are.

When someone is so up their own ass that they close their eyes to make a point during a conversation, making them look like they have epilepsy.
Guy 1: So what did you think about the discussion on global warming last night?

Guy 2: I try <flutternot to engage in such trivial discussions about the inevitable.

Guy 1: Dude, don't be such a fluttercunt.
Fluttercunt by jboneh February 19, 2010
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flutterpants 

Someone whose pants you can see moving as they fill and collapse with frequent and powerful fart action.
Fuck you flutterpants, why don’t you go stand next to another good friend?
flutterpants by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019

fluttercussing

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Flutternutter 

A third world developing country between Iraq and Spain currently embarked on a bloody civil war to break free from its Russian masters. Flutternutter was found in 1569 on the 5th of December by British settlers. Flutternutter has a population 700,000 people and was at its highest point during the 1860's for its abundance of coal. Many flutternutterish people cry for monarchy of Great Britain,cry for democracy and statehood of the U.S.A,and some believe they are fine under Russian rule. The country is currently under leadership of its leader Vladimier Kretrainov but they fight for new leadership with the revolutionary leader who goes by the name Chandelier.
Tony Stark: "Hey im going to book a trip to Flutternutter."
Jimmy pop: "Nah man don't do that they might force you to pick a side."
Tony Stark: "Maybe your right Italy's better."
Flutternutter by Epicduck12 May 18, 2017

Flutterbutter 

The overwhelming feeling of dread caused by dropping your piece of toast and seeing it fall on the floor buttered-side-down
*Avraxia drops toast* "Did it...? GODS NO!! IT FELL BUTTER-SIDE-DOWN!!!"
*Silver hears racket* "Avarxia, are you all flutterbutter again??"
Flutterbutter by Silver Zoldyck August 29, 2016

flutterbutt 

The noise made by butt cheeks flapping together as gas is expelled violently. This usually occurs after consuming several bean burritos, drinking a warm coke and jumping on a trampoline.
George sure is noisy today. He has a terrible case of flutterbutt
flutterbutt by Tannasgh February 14, 2006

flutternut 

one who hovers nearby, closer than your shadow, and never gets the hint to leave; often times this person is also a wannabe
Gosh! I'm so sick of that girl with the daggy clothes following me everywhere I go. She's such a flutternut!
flutternut by lekirk October 10, 2007