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Fluttercunt 

When someone closes or flutters their eyes whilst talking, presumably to show how intelligent they are.

When someone is so up their own ass that they close their eyes to make a point during a conversation, making them look like they have epilepsy.
Guy 1: So what did you think about the discussion on global warming last night?

Guy 2: I try <flutternot to engage in such trivial discussions about the inevitable.

Guy 1: Dude, don't be such a fluttercunt.
Fluttercunt by jboneh February 19, 2010
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flutterpants 

Someone whose pants you can see moving as they fill and collapse with frequent and powerful fart action.
Fuck you flutterpants, why don’t you go stand next to another good friend?
flutterpants by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019

fluttercussing

shit motherfucka ass tits cunt cock motherfucka shit ass tits mothafucka shit come on. fickity fuck. fickity fuck. fuckity fuck. fickity fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. fluttercussing.

Flutternutter 

A third world developing country between Iraq and Spain currently embarked on a bloody civil war to break free from its Russian masters. Flutternutter was found in 1569 on the 5th of December by British settlers. Flutternutter has a population 700,000 people and was at its highest point during the 1860's for its abundance of coal. Many flutternutterish people cry for monarchy of Great Britain,cry for democracy and statehood of the U.S.A,and some believe they are fine under Russian rule. The country is currently under leadership of its leader Vladimier Kretrainov but they fight for new leadership with the revolutionary leader who goes by the name Chandelier.
Tony Stark: "Hey im going to book a trip to Flutternutter."
Jimmy pop: "Nah man don't do that they might force you to pick a side."
Tony Stark: "Maybe your right Italy's better."
Flutternutter by Epicduck12 May 18, 2017

Flutterbutter 

The overwhelming feeling of dread caused by dropping your piece of toast and seeing it fall on the floor buttered-side-down
*Avraxia drops toast* "Did it...? GODS NO!! IT FELL BUTTER-SIDE-DOWN!!!"
*Silver hears racket* "Avarxia, are you all flutterbutter again??"
Flutterbutter by Silver Zoldyck August 29, 2016

flutterbutt 

The noise made by butt cheeks flapping together as gas is expelled violently. This usually occurs after consuming several bean burritos, drinking a warm coke and jumping on a trampoline.
George sure is noisy today. He has a terrible case of flutterbutt
flutterbutt by Tannasgh February 14, 2006

flutternut 

one who hovers nearby, closer than your shadow, and never gets the hint to leave; often times this person is also a wannabe
Gosh! I'm so sick of that girl with the daggy clothes following me everywhere I go. She's such a flutternut!
flutternut by lekirk October 10, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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