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Fluntercunt 

Ape like female creature who uses her wares to seduce unsuspecting men into the quagmire of meaningless toxic copulations. Believed to be the spawn of sasquatch, a dirty gym sock, and your grandmothers rancid carcass. She strikes her inebriated victims while powerless under the hallucinogenic properties of her greasy sludge pot charm.

Also known as: Floonta Coont, Skank Rat, Musky Odors, Dead Bodies, and Harry Browneye
“The Fluntercunt had her way with me last night and left me itchy, smelly and stunned like a hairless swamp bear choking on the fumes.”

“Even Jesus the savior of many souls can’t clear away the shame and humiliation of a night trapped in the Fluntercunt’s sewer pipe skankhole!”
Fluntercunt by wrathsblood June 18, 2008
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Flubbercunt 

A big fat cunt that has flaps that hang down more than 2 inches.
Daniel: Oh darlin’, you have a nice flubbercunt!
Sharkesha: Aww, thank you kindly!
Flubbercunt by efishies15 January 25, 2019
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Fluttercunt 

When someone closes or flutters their eyes whilst talking, presumably to show how intelligent they are.

When someone is so up their own ass that they close their eyes to make a point during a conversation, making them look like they have epilepsy.
Guy 1: So what did you think about the discussion on global warming last night?

Guy 2: I try <flutternot to engage in such trivial discussions about the inevitable.

Guy 1: Dude, don't be such a fluttercunt.
Fluttercunt by jboneh February 19, 2010

Flubbercunt 

You flubbercunt!
Flubbercunt by AWB April 5, 2004