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Fluntercunt 

Ape like female creature who uses her wares to seduce unsuspecting men into the quagmire of meaningless toxic copulations. Believed to be the spawn of sasquatch, a dirty gym sock, and your grandmothers rancid carcass. She strikes her inebriated victims while powerless under the hallucinogenic properties of her greasy sludge pot charm.

Also known as: Floonta Coont, Skank Rat, Musky Odors, Dead Bodies, and Harry Browneye
“The Fluntercunt had her way with me last night and left me itchy, smelly and stunned like a hairless swamp bear choking on the fumes.”

“Even Jesus the savior of many souls can’t clear away the shame and humiliation of a night trapped in the Fluntercunt’s sewer pipe skankhole!”
Fluntercunt by wrathsblood June 18, 2008
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Flubbercunt 

A big fat cunt that has flaps that hang down more than 2 inches.
Daniel: Oh darlin’, you have a nice flubbercunt!
Sharkesha: Aww, thank you kindly!
Flubbercunt by efishies15 January 25, 2019
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Fluttercunt 

When someone closes or flutters their eyes whilst talking, presumably to show how intelligent they are.

When someone is so up their own ass that they close their eyes to make a point during a conversation, making them look like they have epilepsy.
Guy 1: So what did you think about the discussion on global warming last night?

Guy 2: I try <flutternot to engage in such trivial discussions about the inevitable.

Guy 1: Dude, don't be such a fluttercunt.
Fluttercunt by jboneh February 19, 2010

Flubbercunt 

You flubbercunt!
Flubbercunt by AWB April 5, 2004
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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