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cluttercunt 

Dem bitches who clutter all dem cocks up in their cunt. Kinda like a cock hoarder. Only they cant go on TV about it.
Your being such a cluttercunt.
cluttercunt by 3friendscnm May 11, 2014
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Clutterfunk 

The level in Geometry Dash that makes me want to clutterfuck myself.
Person 1: "Have you passed Clutterfunk yet?"
Person 2: "No, I got 96 f***ing percent on it"
Clutterfunk by MilkywayGalaxy 420 October 8, 2021

clutterfunk 

a gay level in geometry dash. Another word for cancer. don't ever play this level if you don't want to break your device. it has way too many spikes and is just gay in general.
kid 1:Fuuuck
kid 2: are you still playing clutterfunk
kid 1: yes, and i got 90 percent
clutterfunk by S4VOR-YT November 30, 2020

Clutterfunk 

Adjective: A word used to describe a play that is poorly made or acted.
Michael: Did you see that school play today?
Hunter: Yeah it was a clutterfunk!
Clutterfunk by HentaiiiLover69 June 17, 2021

Clutterfusted 

The act of a person being fluster'd or caught off guard by another individual.
Every time my new boss comes into my office i become totally clutterfusted.

clutterclit

Condition in which the clitoral region becomes swollen due to buildup beneath the clitoral hood.
I went to fingerbang her but stopped when I saw a raging case of the clutterclit.
clutterclit by BossSnake February 16, 2017

Fluttercunt 

When someone closes or flutters their eyes whilst talking, presumably to show how intelligent they are.

When someone is so up their own ass that they close their eyes to make a point during a conversation, making them look like they have epilepsy.
Guy 1: So what did you think about the discussion on global warming last night?

Guy 2: I try <flutternot to engage in such trivial discussions about the inevitable.

Guy 1: Dude, don't be such a fluttercunt.
Fluttercunt by jboneh February 19, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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