squink

Thae last little dribble of sperm after sex. Can also refer to a man of small stature that feels the need to overcompensate by putting down small children and his immediate employees so he can feel better about being short.
Honey..there is a litte squink... and ...That guy I work for is a real squink!
by Tannasgh April 28, 2005
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Carpet Pizza

A large round spot on a carpet resembling a pizza. Usually found while cleaning up the morning after a raging party. Most often the result of a really voluminous hork after after eating and having one too many.
Guy 1 “Dude, who ordered the pizza?”
Guy 2 “Look closer, it’s not a regular pizza, it’s a carpet pizza
Guy 1 “Dude, that’s nasty!”
Guy 2 “Put a rug over it, no one will notice.”
by Tannasgh February 23, 2018
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Looper

People that once cruised Business Loop 70 in Columbia Missouri in their automobile during the sixties, seventies, and early eighties. Loopers could be identified in action by the muscle cars they drove, and later by the mullets they wore. In normal social circles, they could be picked out when the words "header" or "holley carb" became the focus of conversation. Loopers were known to exist on a diet the primarily consisted of Dairy Queen, or Mugs Up chili dogs. Loopers are largely extinct, with few of the muscle cars still in service, but mostly existing as objects obscured by grass and weeds. As for the mullets, some things never change.
Passenger A: "Hey, check out that looper next to us."
Passenger B: "He is listening to Deep Purple."
Passenger A: "Is that a chick with him?"
Passenger B: "It's hard to tell, the hairdo is the same and they are both wearing flannel shirts and chewing skoal."

**the light changes and the looper squeals away from the light leaving our observers behind.

Sarcastically:

"Like..WOW...he just totally smoked your Ford Fiesta man.. He's so cool..."
by Tannasgh June 07, 2009
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flutterbutt

The noise made by butt cheeks flapping together as gas is expelled violently. This usually occurs after consuming several bean burritos, drinking a warm coke and jumping on a trampoline.
George sure is noisy today. He has a terrible case of flutterbutt
by Tannasgh February 14, 2006
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turkey waddle

Human female vagina lips that are very similar to the comb or waddle on a turkeys head and neck.
I had to tie Gina's turkey waddle to her knees before I could get my groove on.
by Tannasgh February 14, 2006
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Air Mine

Quite simply a highly toxic fart left in a room when its main occupant is not present, to be discovered later when the occupant returns. This form of warfare has been outlawed by NATO but is still in use in many urban office engagement zones.
I left an air mine for Richard and it almost killed him.
by Tannasgh February 14, 2006
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nontheist

nontheist - a person that never considers religion in any form.
Differs from an atheist in that an athiest's belief is in not having beliefs.
Differs from an antithiest in that there is no active rebuttal of beliefs.
Essentially someome that neither has an opinion on, nor thinks about religion at all.
My friend John is a nontheist. I have never heard him engage in any religious conversation and when asked he honestly replied he had never really thought about it.
by Tannasgh November 30, 2005
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