Tannasgh's definitions

Looper

People that once cruised Business Loop 70 in Columbia Missouri in their automobile during the sixties, seventies, and early eighties. Loopers could be identified in action by the muscle cars they drove, and later by the mullets they wore. In normal social circles, they could be picked out when the words "header" or "holley carb" became the focus of conversation. Loopers were known to exist on a diet the primarily consisted of Dairy Queen, or Mugs Up chili dogs. Loopers are largely extinct, with few of the muscle cars still in service, but mostly existing as objects obscured by grass and weeds. As for the mullets, some things never change.

Passenger A: "Hey, check out that looper next to us."
Passenger B: "He is listening to Deep Purple."
Passenger A: "Is that a chick with him?"
Passenger B: "It's hard to tell, the hairdo is the same and they are both wearing flannel shirts and chewing skoal."

**the light changes and the looper squeals away from the light leaving our observers behind.

Sarcastically:

"Like..WOW...he just totally smoked your Ford Fiesta man.. He's so cool..."

by Tannasgh June 6, 2009

Air Mine

Quite simply a highly toxic fart left in a room when its main occupant is not present, to be discovered later when the occupant returns. This form of warfare has been outlawed by NATO but is still in use in many urban office engagement zones.

I left an air mine for Richard and it almost killed him.

by Tannasgh February 13, 2006

squeak n peek

The act of letting a small, squeaky fart that ends up with a tiny pointy turd peeking past the balloon knot, lodged almost at the point of no return. Related to Prairie Doggin'

Man, I just had a squeak n peek...where is the toilet paper?

by Tannasgh February 13, 2006

flutterbutt

The noise made by butt cheeks flapping together as gas is expelled violently. This usually occurs after consuming several bean burritos, drinking a warm coke and jumping on a trampoline.

George sure is noisy today. He has a terrible case of flutterbutt

by Tannasgh February 14, 2006

splatterbutt

The wet, splattered butt you are left with after a high velocity oatmeal type dump. This is often the result of eating a lot after a long drinking binge. Most often splatterbutt sessions are followed by a shower and a serious scrubbing except in the case of college freshman.

After the kegger the other night we went and killed a couple of jalpeno meat lover pizzas. I spent the whole morning with splatterbutt and had to shower four times.

by Tannasgh February 14, 2006

turkey waddle

Human female vagina lips that are very similar to the comb or waddle on a turkeys head and neck.

I had to tie Gina's turkey waddle to her knees before I could get my groove on.

by Tannasgh February 14, 2006

fripple

A term from the Philip K. Dick book titled "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep". The term itself describes the unidentifiable broken bits and pieces of things that seem to litter the world around us. Pieces of plastic, wood, rock, paper and any number of other materials that are obviously manufactured but cannot be directly related to their use. Fripple has a tendancy to collect and over time makes a layer all of its own.

I walked down the sidewalk staring blankly at the fripple covered concrete and wondering to myself where all of these small bits of things came from and what they belonged to. There was not one item I was able to associate with anything.

by Tannasgh July 2, 2006