Fluncle

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An uncle who is a total failure at life and generally a total fuck up.

I'm sorry he was drunk and talking about DIY abortion, but my fluncle Chip is like this all the time.

Fluncle by x BILKO x September 19, 2016

Words you can keep

Funcle

When your Uncle is too fun to just be a normal 'Uncle'. This Uncle must be referred to as 'Funcle'

Example: I cannot wait to go visit my Funcle Dick in Ohio!!

Funcle by Eddywarn February 8, 2017

Related Words

Fluncle • funcle • Flungle • Fruncle • flunce • flunkle dunk • Fluscle • Fduncle • Flunched • flunchle

Funcle

The fun uncle.

Dang, your funcle Noah parties harder than I do -Everyone

Funcle by Rose527 May 3, 2017

Flungledop

When your partner sits on your face and urinates up your nose whilst shitting in your mouth

Oi shazza come over here and give us a flungledop

Flungledop by Grousemaster12 December 17, 2019

Fruncle

Adult friend of your family that you've come to thing of as an uncle.

That's my fruncle. He isn't really my uncle but he's been a friend of the family my whole life.

Fruncle by Serialseb June 12, 2007

Funcle

Fun uncle-noun

Wow, thank god my funcles Noah and Benjamin came to this party. Now we can finally have a good time!

Funcle by The third funcle December 30, 2018

Fduncle

Your made up or "Fake" Dead Uncle.

Person A)-Who your Fduncle? Person B- Yeah thats my Fake Dead Uncle to you! Person A-Who your dad?

Fduncle by Robert " Bob" Kunhlle October 13, 2007

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026